Wynncraft Food Delivery Service - The Patrick Meat & Milk Association

this is very gamer bump for free

 

2 mythic Patrick steaks please, and uh preferably medium rare

 

bump cause this is a great place

 

bumpity bump

 

bump10char

 

can you send me the invite link? Also, can I apply as lack of being able to lootrun I'm a little poor, :P

 

bumpy bump bump

 

Do you have some of the experience food available for me yet?

 

Oh no, completely sorry about that, we keep track of orders on our discord so I kinda forgot you asked for something on the forums

 

completely find, if you didn't start yet you can make it up to lvl 85 now, but below that is still good.

 

could i get 3 xp meals + 1 classic one?

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also, discord link pls?

 

Please invite me!

 

I've regained the incentive to continue running this business again, so bump!

 

Yeah I might want one

 

Cool, do you want a link to join our discord or do you just want that 1 thing?

 

Link, I might buy more If I happen to find good stuff

 

bumpity bump

 

i like how when it shows up in the newest from the ''wynncraftt'' subforum, it just says:
The Patrick Meat & Milk Ass...
genius idea
you should start doing alchemism for the drinks so the milk is optional
also make it so that you can order it with potions of drunkness

Here is a review courtesy of Mr. Squidward Tentacles:

5 stars: The food? I don't like it. Tastes like starfish. The milk? It's alright i guess. Where do they even get that stuff from? The surface? Anyway, the reason I give it 5 stars is because judging by the horrid screams I hear coming from their basement every night, they are keeping that imbecile Patrick away from me.

 

I'm actually working on leveling alchemism for that exact purpose :D

And the fact that it says "The Patrick Meat & Milk Ass" is totally intentional to get you to click on this thread. Not a coincidence at all.

 

well it worked