It's Twa Bro (parody Of It's Everyday Bro)

Literally what it says in the title, took out the spanish part but should still be decent.

Hey sisters , today I will be making a disstrack on Atlas . Let's begin :

It's everyday bro with that spellspammy flow
Beating the eye in under 6 secs
never done before
Pass all the neckbeard builders man prof tryhards are next
Man I'm popping all these kills
Got the brand new Lament

And I met the guilders too
And I'm coming with the crew
This is TWA bitch
Who the hell are flippin you

And you know I don't use atlas
Cause they ain't with the crew
Yeah I'm talking about you
Begging for some mana, saying ms is cool
But you still used me before and I got the build to prove
And all the EO runs too
Don't make me tell the truth

And I just dropped an EO run
And I just got mad views
Detlas where I'm from
We hate em like it's dum
We Nepta like a gun
The Nighthawk's just for fun
I cannot be outdone
TWA is number one

It's TWA bro
It's TWA bro
It's TWA bro

I said its TWA bro

You know is Nirvana
And my mana ain't poppin'
Yes, I can sting
And no, I am not from Ragni
Detlas is my city
And if you work for TWA
Then Wynncraft would be sh*tty
And I'll pass it to Pure
'Cuz you know he stay litty

Two months ago
You didn't know my name
And now you want my fame?
Br*h I'm droppin' now
Mana's going up
Meteor's going down
I'm never lettin' off
Like Cata, who?
Grimtrap who?
Who are you?
All these trades I just ran through
Hit a stack in a month
Where were you?
Hatin' on me back in 1.18
Thinking need to get your st*ff straight
IM's brought me to the top
Now, we're really poppin' off
Spell cost 3 and spell cost 4
That's why these buyers at the door
It's lonely at the top
So we all going

We left Trade Market
It's TWA bro
It's TWA bro
It's TWA bro

I said its TWA bro

Yo, it's ya girl Warp
The competition shook
These guys up on me
I got 'em with the spook
Lemme educate ya'
And I ain't talking book
Time Vally is your home?
So, stop tryna to hone
I fly like a drone
Stay flying like a loan
Yeah, I'm speedy
Is that your booster plate?

Is that your booster plate?
Starting ballin' quick LE
Now I'm in my flippin' zone
Yes, they all copy me
But, that's some b*d clones
All designer mementos
And they ask me what I make
I said is 10 with 60 stacks
Always plug, Fatal link in TM
And I will see you tomorrow 'cuz
IT'S TWA BRO! PEACE.

 

I'm going to have to retaliate with my parody of Gucci Gang called "Warrior Gang"

Spoiler

Yuh, ooh, brr, brr


Warrior gang, ooh


(That's it right there, Newbies)


Yuh, Big Spear, yuh


Warrior gang, ooh


(Ooh, Bi-BigSpear on the beat)


Yuh, brr


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang,


Warrior gang, (Warrior gang!)


Spend an le on a therck chain


Did the hive, bought a Cinderchain, ouu


I duel a noob, forgot their name


I can't find myself no spell ring


Rather go and buy a Yang


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, (Warrior gang!)


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang,


Warrior gang, (Warrior gang!)


Spend ten runs doing some CUR


Levelin up using Gungnir, ouu


Killed the boss, forgot his name, yeah


I can't buy these guys no dungeon bombs


Rather go and buy dxp


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang


My build cost more than your net, ooh


Your main still living in Detlas, yeah


I still slanging le on the powders, huh


Me and my guild raid EO, ouu


None of this shit be new to me


Poison some noobs, call it PvP


Bought some Seiryus, cost hella Es


Screw your dumb guild, screw your 105s


Lul you don’t even have hero rank


I'd rather talk to a noob from Ragni


They kicked me out the guild off toxicity


Now Big spear got a one man guild


Everybody screaming "screw HaxForums!"


BIg Spear still sell mythics


Sippin some Nemract whisky


Rekt a Scrub in hunted, destroyed their net


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang,


Warrior gang, (Warrior gang!)


Spent 8 stacks on a guardian (Huh?)


My scrubs love do givaways (Yuh)


I scammed a nub, forgot their name(Brr)


I can’t buy a beggar no mythic spear (Duh)


Rather go and buy mythic gear(Yuh)


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, (Warrior gang)


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang,


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, (Warrior gang)


Spend 10 stacks on a new set(Bruh)


lootrun, eat crystalized organs (Ew)


I rekt a noob, forgot their name (Lul)


Cant buy my guild no big banners(Why)


Rather go and buy some spears(Huh?)


Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang, Warrior gang

 

I dislike both of you.

 

I might need to retaliate uh oh

________________________________

Ty ily <3

 

how has the human race progressed so far

and more importantly, why hasn't it been stopped

 

You know, before i made this masterpiece the human race was really going downhill. We had Covid, the protests, Kobe's death. If humanity does end, we need to ask, why? Why did we exist? Why from out of hundreds of thousands of other animals, humans were the one's to take over? Well, I personally think it's our art. We made things such as pottery, knives, houses, buildings, paintings, music, phones. Why? Why did we spend all this time perfecting tech that won't progress us? Well, it looks nice. It shows emotion. It's a culmination of the sorrows and highs of humanity, through light and dark, art has always survived. The lightest painting might have the darkest path. Like those greats, I think "It's TWA Bro" is up there. It shows the hardworking nature of humanity, that in the face of crisis, we will rise upon it. Humanity will survive anything you throw at it, the only question is if we want to. And let me ask you this, do you want to be immortal in art? To be remembered as what great things you did, ignoring all crisis. I would, and now I am.

 

how is your forms content worse than your subreddit content yraw

 

I made a total of 3 posts on the subreddit wtf

 

This is what reddit does to you

 

TWA and can't even speak about old ArchangeL? shame

 

oh my goodness

 

as someone who is not familiar with the original song this is the single greatest and most-awkward-to-read thing i have ever seen

 

I'm really curious of what TWA build(armor + accessories) you're using
I can't seem to get it right to be better than other options

 

yraw you truly, really suck

 

What in bobs name did i read?

 

Wholesome 100 big chungus Keanu Reeves

 

yes, indeed

 

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