The Great Detlas Drought

this is my new copypasta

 

So you're gonna copy it while eating pasta right? Hopefully you do it in a liquid 10 minutes instead of a solid ones or the Detlas citizens are not gonna be having water. Then they'll go mad and kill Hashr who sweeps tombs with sand because he's Hashr and then Nohno brought chickens to live with him so they had chicken kids and then they made eggs so the eggs got outside of the sand swept tomb so they invaded Almuj so Almuj is called Chickenville where they make Eggs so Ternaves traded the Dernic Eye for the eggs and Almuj sold the Eye for 4096 stacks of LE, and there was too much liquid so it flooded Almuj with liquid emeralds. Corrupted Takan came back with 2 hp instead of 1 but his corrupted Juggernauts had 2001 hp and not 2000, so they ordered a robber on Almuj. Olux came but since it was near the forgery, corruption came in the portals and corrupted Olux before they got to Almuj, leaving Almuj in a very flooded state, and flooded Olux with LE.

 

try "water you talking about"

 

You're right. My phrasing sounds aquard. I'm sorry I couldn't pool any better ones out of my brain.

 

Dam. Are you water punning me? I can't believe you'd dew that. I thought we were aquaintances. But it turns out, we're oarponents.

 

I wonder wet we could accomplish by making a bad pun thread?

 

Ha! what a noob, I already know this minuscule trivial thing.
But I'm not lowly as you all! I got my own way... I called it the empty bottle, Ha! I bet no one thought of my very original idea!

See you all later when I, the great cauldron emptier empty all the cauldrons... Muhahahaha!