Media The Eye Solo/no Pot But F A S H I O N Is The Most Important Part Of A Build

Now guys, let me blunt with you.
Here in Wynn, we have a lot of basic bitch cosmetics.
Everybody uses iron or diamond to fight The Eye because it is good, and they actually use their silly """builds""" that consist of meta items.
But you know what they lack?





FASHION!

See, the most important part of kicking ass is not the actual kicking of ass. It is to look stylish while kicking ass.

But you may ask yourself, "Shots, how do we achieve such fashion without the usage of cosmetics that we get from our monthly crates?", and to that I say that you need not fret, for I have found the solution!

The first step is to find some good ol' dyed leather armor. My personal favorite is the black set, because it makes you feel like a ninja while wearing it (not the bad kind). Now, Ornate Shadow looks pretty epoc to, but the problem is that it is actually good for class building and therefore hot garbage. It's also because my character is 101 and hasn't done AHC yet.

As you can see here, the set is in fact black.

So I went to go grind the set myself on my new character that I am definitely not in no way shape or form using to do a no pot Mage against every major boss.
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HOLY BOVINE FIRST NOT BEING ABLE TO DRINK THE GOD DAMN ALE AND NOW HAVING A SET SPECIFICALLY NAMED "BLACK" SET AND NOT HAVING IT BE BLACK?

Well, it's the thought that counts, so just pretend it looks like a cool ninja outfit.
But you may notice that I don't have a black cap, and that's because this game hates me and doesn't want to give me anything but a single tunic and 20 black boots.


(please give one to Juliqn because these are clear signs of internal suffering)

At first, I thought my fashion dreams had been lost. That's until I remembered the only piece of headgear better than that of a ninja...

B E A R M A S K.

Now, we come to the weapon. This is a bit tricky because the only weapons that look good on any class are Warrior or Assassin (Seriously, who gets intimidated by weapons on Archers/Shamans/Mages when they look like deformed Popsicle sticks? Sure, the Assassin/Warrior fire weapons look like red Popsicle sticks to, but at least it's not almost every weapon). But alas, I came to the ultimate conclusion...Archangel! It's an Assassin weapon THAT'S A SCYTHE! You have more stylish toolkit to use with a SCYTHE. SCYTHES are more stylish than any other weapon in the game combined! Also,

it subtly tells you you have gamer respect if you use it, therefore it's even better!

Of course, Archangel is a mythic, so they are expensive. Luckily, I didn't need a good Archangel. Like,

look at this absolute beta gamer of an Archangel. 3 stacks my ass you think I give a damn about your +2.4k hp? Solid no, let's look at the cheapest option on the market.


See THIS is a gamer archangel right here. 1/3 the price and 1/3 the HP, but I don't give a damn about the HP so it's fine!

Now, you may ask yourself, "But Shots what about the accessories? Do those matter to?", and my answer is hell no they don't. Tell me the last time somebody actually asked you what accessories you were wearing. Nobody cares because you can't see them. Naturally, I knew I wasn't going to do enough damage to the Wretches to kill them in time unless I got pretty good RNG, so I just slapped HPR on and called it a day.

We are ready! The perfect F A S H I O N build is complete, and The Eye won't be able to withstand the sheer BEAUTY of our thig...SCYTHE!

Spoiler: What this thread is actually for

I just got tired of trying to grind black cap and I'm just going to use something else.
The black salamander dream is dead and this is a sad gamer hour....

And yeah I know doing something stupid like this when I get bored is a bit extreme I know, but when I get bored I go fight a skyscraper sized dragon for 1 hour and 17 minutes straight so don't worry this is normal.

Anyways yeah guys I'm working on the manic conquest and manic jamiera is coming tomorrow.
I can't wait for RNG shockwaves to infinity and beyond.
I have all of them so far so hopefully I can get this last one.
Oh, except for Manic Dark.
We don't talk about that one.

By the way, I have no idea what I'm going to do with this Archangel now.

 

Ooh ooh I'll take an ArchangeL

 

Two records have been broken, the record for the coolest looking EO solo, and the record for the longest EO solo

 

Nah the KoH solo still hasn’t been completed yet

 

@Crokee .....

 

Could've just used full Ornate Shadow it looks better...

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

maybe after school ends in like 3 weeks

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Holy crap, this is even better than my naked eo solos...

 

Okay but that's actually unusable

Give me archangel pls I will pay

Oh also I guess we have more evidence to cite when someone asks "build that can solo eo please" and we say "any build can solo eo"

 

..what the hell

 

Ahh yes it took me a few days to grind the full black set. It was the least worthwhile thing I've ever done in wynncraft.

 

ah, i see you are a man of culture as well

 

is this a good place to post that i’m selling a Black Cap that’s black

 

I want archangel

 

Gamer Respect always bring victory

Spoiler: so

Can I use Archangel on spider build?

 

I have tried my best to let the meme die... ...................... ..
but alas.....

it is still thriving...
help.

 

*Monster has entered the chat*

 

I won't let it die, give me a few minutes to make a video about it

 

Welcome to the club.

 

How do you join it?

 

Actual god tier meme.