Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. It tastes disgusting. I wish for non poisonous non rotten food that tastes good.

 

Granted. It's undercooked, but tastes like it's been perfectly cooked.
I think it's obvious at this point that I wish for non-poisonous, non-rotten, perfectly cooked, non-infested food that tastes good

 

Granted. It is an illusion and you starve to death.

I wish for real food that isn't poisnous, rotten or infested and is perfectly cooked and tasted good

 

Granted. You get 20 allergies from it.
I wish for real food that isn't poisnous, rotten or infested and is perfectly cooked, tasted good and doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies.

 

Granted. It is a tiny piece of bread, you die because of starvation.

I wish for real food that isn't poisnous, rotten or infested and is perfectly cooked, tasted good, doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies and saturate me.

 

Granted. You die from overeating
I wish to eat some real food that isn't poisonous, rotten, or infested and is perfectly cooked, tastes good, doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies, is filling, and has a decent quantity

 

Granted, it fills you completely and you suffocate

I wish to eat some real food that isn't poisonous, rotten, or infested and is perfectly cooked, tastes good, doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies, is filling but not enough to harm me and has a decent quantity.

 

Granted. It takes 2 weeks to cook and you starve before that. I wish for real food that isn't poisonous, rotten, or infested and is perfectly cooked, tastes good, doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies, is filling but not enough to harm me, has a decent quantity and doesn't take long to cook.

 

I wish for Shaman nerf

 

Granted.
The food is so good you get heart attack and die.

Granted. All of it's weapons deal 1 neutral damage and IDs don't apply

 

Thank you. This nerf isn't as heavy as I would have wanted, but it will do.

 

I wish for real food that isn't poisonous, rotten, or infested and is perfectly cooked, tastes good, doesn't contain anything that could give me allergies, is filling but not enough to harm me, has a decent quantity doesn't take long to cook and doesn't give me hearth attack.

 

You know there are a lot of mental or physical diseases, right?

 

Gotta revive this

I wish that I am a gc in Rocket League

 

Granted, however, your Rocket League save file is deleted, and there’s no way to restore it

I wish for video game critics to stop being shills and review games honestly.

 

Granted. Every game they play is shit.

I wish deletion of Realm of Light. Both realm and place

 

Granted, but now that there isn't and never will be a Realm of Light, Dern will never be released and the lore is a big mess

I wish for a big Wynncraft AI/combat update

 

As I secretly wish.

Now it isn't much better

Granted. They create ingame AI that can play chess without and they remove combat.

I wish @Emogla3's wish corruption actually happened

 

Wish granted! But all the ai does is walk into each other and gain invincibility and all weapons are nerfed to 1 damage

I wish for a perfect wish

 

Granted. it gives nothing

I wish for fair dice