Media A Bird Walks Into A Bar... (eo Solo No Consumables)

The bird asks the bartender, "I would like to order 22 bottles of Nemract Whisky.

"Are you crazy? I'm not allowed to serve more than 5 bottles per customer!"

The bird shoves him an LE. "Are you sure?"

"Oh, sorry about that. Enjoy!"

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The bird with his 22 Nemract Whiskies walks to Eldritch Outlook. When he arrived, he started drinking. Before he knows it, he is drunk.

"Wooooaaaahhhhhhhh wheeerrreesss theee ennntterrrenceeeee????"



He proceeded to take off all his clothes.

"Hehehe loooook at meee mahh pretty featherssss"

Spoiler: rrr

Seems like I have high alcohol tolerance! ...right?

Drunk, naked, and no particles.

Rules:
- Turn off all particles (I forgot to do it at the beginning, sorry)
- Stay drunk at all times (I was afraid I won't have enough drunk pots so I didn't stay drunk at the beginning all the time)
- "No consumables" (except drunk pots of course)

The build: https://wynndata.tk/s/muz6fh

I seriously forgot to drink drunk pots during the parkour :(

78th? successful run; 3rd try.

 

dude are you ok

 

if you start having visions of a giant man-eating eye during the hangover, don't think much of it... just remember that it happened and it was amazing

 

NGL I literally had a short dream about me facing The Eye on HIC last night.

Also for some reason I had 27k hp and my bow is a fire skin bow. Oh god.