S H E E P

I write for you today my first letter to you all, so that you may all acknowledge the truth contained within.



The world that we dwell in is a magnificent one that ought to be admired. Within our common dwelling places we encounter the most strange of creatures. Behold there is one creature that stands exalted above all. And this creature is a creature that is blessed and holy, that is pure and stands as a king amongst creation. Let us acknowledge this create as that which it is. The great creature that I have spoken of to you is the sheep.

Remember, O people, that which this creature is! We have given ourselves over to the pursuit of gems and have forgotten that which we ought not to. The crown is fallen from our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! How doth the city sit solitary, that was full of people! How is she become as a widow! She was great amongst the nations, and princess among the provinces. How is she become tributary!

Now it came to pass that some in the lands of Wynn hath seen this creature as that which it is. Hath seen its majestic wool! To show our appreciation to the sheep’s very existence we ought to emulate it! Behold, we have been granted the power to turn into their likeness! But who has used this power! Behold, many have removed this glorious reward for an inferior one! To have the power to turn into the likeness of the sheep is something that must be kept.

Behold, terrible shall be the day of the sheep’s wrath! For those majestic creatures shall take up their rightful inheritance! Dwellers of the lands I beseech you do not scrap your sheep disguises and accept the sheep!

 

Let the sheepening commence

 

they need some lube

 

I wasn't reading good for 2 seconds, and suddenly he talkin about a widow...

Harganeth you are truly the new messiah...

 

I am no messiah and I would never claim such an esteemed title!

 

Sheepening

 

wooF
It'd be pretty inappropriate to go dogging in Detlas though, so I guess I gotta get myself a sheep disguise and change my name......

 

The gods descended from the heavens into the mortal realm. They've taken the mere form of a sheep but, do not let this trick you. All those who worship the sheep will be rewarded in the after life.

 

sheeppp :o

 

Yea be shocked, be scared for only a sheepening will get us rid of the Cows in the land we once shared. So here I stand with a light and my might to find them all to SMITE!
Ť̶̹h̴͎̒e̵͚͊ ̶̮̊S̶̟̆ȟ̴̥ę̴̈́ĕ̷̢p̴̩̀ ̴̣̈ẁ̵͚i̸̤͐ḷ̵̽l̷̟̽ ̸̫͛f̴̥͝i̴͓̋ṇ̷͐d̴̨̎ ̵̡͊y̵̞͌ǫ̶͒u̴̓͜!̶̢̃

 

Sheepfusion

 

why must u be this way tariq

 

Is this where I become a sheep

 

approved by official sheep

 

And so begins the revolution

 

Sheep taste delicous

 

ArchangeL > sheep

woolcutting time

 

As a faithful Bovemist, one must rise up to stop this heresay.

BACK FOUL GOAT!

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*Laughs in Lord of the Rings*

 

Repent!