Wynncraft Food Delivery Service - The Patrick Meat & Milk Association

At long last, @YJMinecraft and I have realized our dream of opening a wynncraft restaurant! Our goal? To bring you the highest quality wynncraft foods made with patrick (starfish) meat! We have a discord server where you can find our menu and place orders, and even apply for a low paying but completely optional "job". If you'd like to join our discord and order some food, or perhaps just chat with us, please let me know and I'll send you the invite link!

Menu:

Spoiler: Classic Patrick Meal

Classic Patrick Meal (Heals 4962-5072 health) - Made with some of the finest Patricks and Hemp in the world, this classic meal of the PMMA will leave your mouth watering for more the second you finish the meal. - 0 emeralds

Spoiler: The Patrick Experience

The Patrick Experience (12-30% XP Bonus for 28:42-29:00) - Handcrafted by the PMMA with delicious Patricks and Hemp mixed with some bandit rations for flavor, this plate will give you an experience like no other. - 8 EB

Spoiler: Mythic Patrick Steak

Mythic Patrick Steak (10-15% Loot Quality for 16:22-16:40) - Cooked with rare ingredients found only in the Silent Expanse along with a perfect touch of salt, this food is said to be a fantastic meal for adventurers who are trying to find mythics. - 48 EB

Spoiler: Patrick Burger

Patrick Burger (6-24% Loot Bonus for 36:42-37:00) - A delicious combination of Patricks, Hemp, and Potatoes into a burger, this meal will quickly satisfy your hunger and will help you in your future adventures. - 4 EB

Spoiler: Patrick Sausage

Patrick Sausage (12-24% Main Attack Damage for 34:42-35:00) - Cooked with fresh Patrick and Pigman meat along with high-quality hemp grains, this delicious sausage will be sure to satisfy your taste buds. - 3 EB

Spoiler: Custom Food Order

Have us make any food you can dream up with this pricing guide:
T1 Mats: 12 EB - T2 Mats: 16 EB - T3 Mats: 20 EB
T0 Ingredient: 1 EB per
T1 Ingredient: 4 EB per
T2 Ingredient: 8 EB per
T3 Ingredient: 16 EB per

Now, you may be wondering, why are you called the Patrick Meat & Milk Association? I haven't seen anything about milk! Well @YJMinecraft had the wonderful idea inspired by @WynnMilkman to provide a free bucket of milk with every meal!

If you're not level 103 you might not be able to eat some of our foods, so if that's the case, you can make a request for any level you want! Just be warned that special requests may take longer to fulfill.

Thank you all for reading this, have a wonderful day, and please let me know if you're interested in joining the discord!

Check out some of our reviews from our happy customers!

• SpongeBob Squarepants: "Better than a Krabby Patty!", 10/10
• Doggy_W00F: "Woof", 10/10
• Patrick Star: "SEND HELP THEY'RE KEEPING ME LOCKED IN THEIR BASEMENT AND THEY KEEP HARVESTING MY REGROWING BODY PARTS SOMEONE CALL THE POLI-"

Aaaand that's all the time we have for reviews ladies and gentlemen, have a great day!

 

Cool, might order the stealing food for when I go hunting for mythics in pots

 

Can I order 10 stacks of Classic Patrick Meals

 

Yeah we were afraid someone was gonna ask for something like this so we have a rule: We will fulfill your order so long as its reasonable, if you're just memeing you only get however much we deem acceptable :P

 

love the glass of milk idea, one problem tho, it comes in buckets not glasses

 

Let's just pretend that's not the case and act like it's a glass

 

unacceptable

 

Do you guys wear PPE when you deliver my food?

 

Remind me what PPE is?

 

personal protective equipment

 

Oh yes of course we wear PPE!

 

Even though we wish we could deliver milk bottles, as that's not an option in Wynncraft, we had to do what we had to do in order to be able to spread the love of milk throughout Wynncraft.

 

I have always wanted a mana regen pancake...

 

You know, if you want a mana regen pancake, I think we can help you out!

 

yikes that mythic stuff is way out of my budget
idea's still cool tho

 

Really? I'm about 95% sure that 48 EB for a loot quality food is quite a low price

 

i'm not saying its overpriced im just saying i cant afford it xd

 

1.5LE worth of xp food please, also if you could make the level req 50-70 that would be epic

 

Ahem.

 

Sure, I can do that! I'll start working on your order soon :D