Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. It's now a black line, which everyone notices (and hates)
I wish my skin was a bit better

 

Granted. Mojang's skin system broke and was never fixed

I wish the "ban somebody" forums game was still alive

 

Granted. The entire forum joins in and the rest of the forum dies from lack of members.
I, also, wish it was still alive

 

Thats not corrupting...

 

Granted, but a flame war starts and the thread ends up getting locked. I wish my laptop could run Minecraft better (it's really bad at it).

 

Granted. It can run minecraft at 900fps but you are unable to get original account and everywhere else you get 2fps

I wish for air

 

Granted. The air replaces your family
I wish I had my own computer

 

Granted. Your 5000$ pc breaks instantly
I wish for money

 

A triliard of pences fall on your head killing you.

I wish to have time

 

Granted. You gain one minute for every century you stay alive for.
I wish my 5000$ PC hadn't broken

 

Granted. Your pc doesn't break but everything else does. I wish for good grades

 

Ice Bear says wish granted you get good grades but don't learn anything failing at the job you apply to next. Ice Bear wishes for some vanilla ice cream.

 

Your wish is granted, you get vanilla ice cream but instead of cream it's made with fluoroantimonic acid and melts through your organs as you eat it. I wish for the Hand of Vecna.

 

Granted, but you don't have the eye. I wish Ice Bear spoke in the first person

 

Granted, the charm of the character is ruined and you now dislike them more than you did before.

I wish for Jojo Part 6 Anime.

 

Granted. It happens 200 years later. I wish for food

 

Granted. It's poisonous. I wish for food as well

 

Granted, it's also poisnous.

I wish school would just give up on online learning (at least, my school).

 

Granted. You have to go to the school and you get corona. I wish for non-poisonus food.

 

Granted. It's rotten
I wish for non poisoned non rotten food