Destroy The Godmodder!

I summon the entire Black Bull Magic Knight Squad from the Clover Kingdom (including the transforming base) to help in our fight.

 

+1 abuse token

I have a total of 3 now

 

what does that mean? (im new here, sorry)

 

What do the abuse tokens even do?

 

Not important

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Not important

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Oh

 

Yeah think of it like an rpg

 

ok

 

Its essentially like the one on lagpickle except we haven't actually done anything productive yet

 

A challenger Approaches!

 

G o d m o o o o d d e r r r , w e ‘ r e g o i n g t o e v e n t u a l l y k i i l l l l y o u u u.

 

You dredge up two turns from the long void. The first is a bit frayed around the edges, but it seems to be fine. You manage to fish up another, but it's frayed enough that its existence is in doubt. Still, usuable. Barely. Anything else is unusable.

Your message never reaches Felipe, as nothing may leave the battlefield.

Creatures summoned.

Yes, but only the first post you make is taken into account. The edit you made is still legal, however.

The move doesn't seem to do anything.

Player protections prevent you from self-destructing.

If you wish any members of the squad to leave the rampaging black bull, then they will be counted as seperate summons.

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SCP-8244 makes the turnly anvil attack, hitting the Blitzkrieger! for 0.5 damage. The total is rounded down, and the Blitzkrieger! is unharmed.

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End of Turn 45

Action Cap: 5 actions every Turn per Player & their Summons.
Unlimited for Godmodder.

The Chance Cube isn't quite out of control... yet. This turn, any command must be in spanish to be considered.

Spoiler: Godmodder Faction HP

Godmodder: 89/100 | Damage Cap 1
Harbinger Lk: 56/77 | Damage Cap 1 | Heartrate High
Blitzkrieger!: 2255/2255 | x0.5 Damage Mitigation | Revives Once on Death

Spoiler: Princess Abagail Summons HP

Imperfect Godmodder Clone: 98/99 | Damage Cap 2
Gladion Alter: 21/25 | No Damage Cap
Ser Patrick: 26/25 | No Damage Cap
Brick Giant: 1999/1999| x0.5 Damage Mitigation

Spoiler: Kanade~ Summons HP

SCP-8244: 26/25 | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: thepicferret Summons HP

Kittens!: Cute+1/Cute | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: Kahsol Summons HP

Gold Experience Requiem: 19/25 | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: Tsu Summons HP

Chance Cube Unleashed: 0/0 | What Is Dead May Never Die.

Spoiler: Josh_Legacy Summons HP

Black Bull Headquarters: 25/25 | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: Status Effects

Spoiler: The Godmodder

Every single active player possesses a copy of the Godmodder's Mortality, though the original still belongs to the Godmodder.

The Godmodder is still paralyzed due to the actions of the Imperfect Godmodder Clone. The paralysis will last 4 more turns.

Spoiler: Tsu

... guards the Anti-Banishment Array with their life.

... has brought into the field the Chance Cube Unleashed, which does strange things each turn.

... has 2 turns, lightly used, in their Action Bank

Spoiler: Kanade~

... has become a clone collective.

...have summoned SCP-8244, for all intents and purposes a minion. The SCP is dealing a constant damage output every turn.

... is building a Trebuchet.

Spoiler: Princess Abigail

... has summoned Gladion Alter, a clone from the past.

... has made it such that any excess actions at the end of her turn heal Gladion 1 HP.

...is temporally locked. She cannot be banished into the past or future at any point, though the Anti-Banishment Array renders this redundant.

Spoiler: Harbinger Lk

... has created a self-targeted heartrate system. System rules may be found here

... has 2 turns in his Action Bank

Spoiler: Btdmaster

...is temporally locked. They cannot be banished into the past or future at any point, though the Anti-Banishment Array renders this redundant.

...possesses a universal translator. Everything they say, no matter language or restrictions, is perfectly intelligible.

Spoiler: Kahsol

... is under no current effects.

Spoiler: thepicferret

... has summoned some kittens! They're very cute.

Spoiler: Field Effects

Anti-Banishment Array: none may leave the battlefield, either through physical, temporal, or conceptual means.

The battlefield is currently an un-navigatable city.

There is a Golden Apple buried somewhere in the field. It is the most powerful item in the game.

 

…
No no no no

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No

 

No
Hablan español

 

Me son riendo

 

They are laughing at me?

 

Si

 

¿Estás disfrutando de tu gigante de ladrillos ...?

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Como me quedan 3 vueltas, podría ser útil ...

Yo uso Surge en Gladion y Sir Pat


Oleada
Completamente cura a los enemigos objetivo y les da 10 HP adicionales (no afecta su máximo, solo lo supera)
Los enemigos objetivo que sanan sufren de lo siguiente
Precisión reducida tiene un 25% para fallar ataques
Se ha reducido el daño en un 50%.

Últimos 4 turnos o hasta que los enemigos objetivo reciban 25 daños. No se puede curar por otros medios.

El sobrecalentamiento también desaparece después de 4 turnos.

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-1 acción

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¡Harbringer crea a Janet!
Janet
100/100 hp
Daño cap 3
Contiene todo el conocimiento conocido por todos los seres y el universo (incluso el godmodder). Incluyendo secretos, debilidades, etc.
Muy bueno peleando
Puede crear cualquier objeto sin falta.
Yo uso Monitor y abuso
Así es como funciona...
Monitor: cada vez que se declare un ataque, obtendré un token de monitor. Cuando tengo 2 tokens de monitor, puedo negar cualquier ataque sin falta. (Costo 2 tokens)
Abuso: cada vez que se usa una acción sin ataque, obtendré una ficha de abuso. Cuando tengo 2 tokens de abuso, puedo negar cualquier acción sin ataque sin falta. (Costo 2 tokens)

La acción negada no puede ser utilizada por ningún jugador (sin incluir la facción Godmodder) durante 5 turnos

Las fichas no pueden ser robadas ni tomadas.

Por último (no es una acción) le pregunto a Janet si, cuándo y por qué el Godmodder me traicionará

-2 acciones
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También el uso de tokens no realiza una acción

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Sorry I didn't read the part that said I had to write it in spanish (fixed the 2 actions)

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usando los restos de cubey hams creo un reloj que me permite ser inmune a los efectos del cubo de azar si lo deseo

Translation:

using the remains of cubey hams I create A watch the lets me be immune to the effects of the chance cube if I please

 

Claramente, mis estrategias no funcionaron, es hora de mi táctica definitiva: un juego de Nim, el perdedor debe dar el 100% de su HP máximo al ganador, y el perdedor también debe establecer su HP a 0, lo que resulta en la muerte de el perdedor. Godmodder va primero y puede jugar este juego a pesar de estar desactivado. El número ganador es 25, y solo puede aumentar en incrementos de uno, dos, tres o cuatro.
Utilizo el resto de mis acciones este turno para quejarme con el vendedor de Magikarp porque me estafaron.

 

Hablan español
Also btw the godmodder cant do anything bwcause of my Imperfect godmodder clone