Destroy The Godmodder!

LOLLLLLLL

 

Indeed a bruh moment

 

My main question is how did Tsu interpret that like se did there

 

Same here it was a bribe. Only a blind healer could miss that

 

Wait thats what those were. I thought you were being normal strange Lk

 

Yeah bribes

 

I will take the free action and walk away. Free HP for Gladion

 

Ight then a deals a deal shhh

 

"Hey everyone Lk2003's giving out FREE ACTIONS!"

 

No, no I am not SLANDER

 

"YO, THIS GUY IS BRIBING PEOPLE"
proposal gift

 

"GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!"

 

And SPICY AS WELL GET FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 18982 SHREK BLUERAY DVDS

 

what does that even mean

 

Wait what?

 

"proposal gift"

 

I know that it was a reaction of shock

 

And so, it begins. The slow escalation into transcendent memery. Just, a warning, first:
Godmodder's coming out of stasis soon.

@everyone, after this is wrapped up, please join me for the sequel thread: Destroy the Godmodder 2: Royal
I've decided to turn the difficulty down for the second go at it, making the boss a bit easier to defeat. Well, a bit more than a bit easier, actually. The new boss won't really hold a candle to the Godmodder, but that's ok! Balance is good.

You fail, because at least one of the fusion materials has been snapped this turn. Can't fuse dust.

That statement certainly isn't coming back to bite you specifically in the ass at some point in the next 50 turns.

The Godmodder has been snapped, this turn, and cannot be targeted.

My only reaction to this whole exchange is "wow, this game's going way better than i ever thought it would"

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End of Turn 44

Action Cap: 5 actions every Turn per Player & their Summons.
Unlimited for Godmodder.

The Chance Cube has certainly unleashed some rather dark abilities. All players (that includes you, Lk) are limited to only a single actionable post for the duration of turn 45.

Spoiler: Godmodder Faction HP

Godmodder: 89/100 | Damage Cap 1
Harbinger Lk: 56/77 | Damage Cap 1 | Heartrate High
"Meat", Gatherer of Energy: 5/5 | Damage Cap 2
Cubey Hams: 66/66 | Damage Cap 6

Spoiler: Princess Abagail Summons HP

Imperfect Godmodder Clone: 98/99 | Damage Cap 2
Gladion Alter: 21/25 | No Damage Cap
Ser Patrick: 26/25 | No Damage Cap
Nether Army: 501/500 | No Damage Cap
Rock Golem: 2000/2000 | x0.5 Damage Mitigation

Spoiler: Kanade~ Summons HP

SCP-8244: 26/25 | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: thepicferret Summons HP

Kittens!: Cute+1/Cute | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: Kahsol Summons HP

Gold Experience Requiem: 19/25 | No Damage Cap

Spoiler: Tsu Summons HP

Chance Cube Unleashed: 0/0 | What Is Dead May Never Die.

Spoiler: Status Effects

Spoiler: The Godmodder

Every single active player possesses a copy of the Godmodder's Mortality, though the original still belongs to the Godmodder.

The Godmodder is still paralyzed due to the actions of the Imperfect Godmodder Clone. The paralysis will last 5 more turns.

Spoiler: Tsu

... guards the Anti-Banishment Array with their life.

... has brought into the field the Chance Cube Unleashed, which does strange things each turn.

Spoiler: Kanade~

... has become a clone collective.

...have summoned SCP-8244, for all intents and purposes a minion. The SCP is dealing a constant damage output every turn.

... is building a Trebuchet.

Spoiler: Princess Abigail

... has summoned Gladion Alter, a clone from the past.

... has made it such that any excess actions at the end of her turn heal Gladion 1 HP.

...is temporally locked. She cannot be banished into the past or future at any point, though the Anti-Banishment Array renders this redundant.

Spoiler: Harbinger Lk

... has created a self-targeted heartrate system. System rules may be found here

... has 2 turns in his Action Bank

Spoiler: Btdmaster

...is temporally locked. They cannot be banished into the past or future at any point, though the Anti-Banishment Array renders this redundant.

...possesses a universal translator. Everything they say, no matter language or restrictions, is perfectly intelligible.

Spoiler: Kahsol

... is under no current effects.

Spoiler: thepicferret

... has summoned some kittens! They're very cute.

Spoiler: Field Effects

Anti-Banishment Array: none may leave the battlefield, either through physical, temporal, or conceptual means.

The battlefield is currently an un-navigatable city.

There is a Golden Apple buried somewhere in the field. It is the most powerful item in the game.

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Cubey Hams smashes apart the Nether Army with a Godmodder-Fiat Unblockable Attack. It is a spectacle, worthy of a summer blockbuster's budget. With no damage cap, the army will almost surely perish this turn.

 

Everything that was banked is where?
Do we even have a bank, or did I toss it into the void? :D
If the first uh: help Kanade build the trebuche, it hasn't been finished for some reason.
If the second: I go fishing for them. ;p;

 

in that case, lets say that I told Felipe to enact the plan i said earlier, going to the jojo universe to bring back a person and another item in either 5 or 10 turns in case he couldn't contact me within 1 turn

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