Wierd Things That Don't Make Sense?

So, I was just completing the quest 'Death Whistle', and in the quest you have to go up through the middle of a mountain to get some black whistle leaves. Whilst climbing through the mountain, there are enemies,

'Falling Rocks'

Anyway, it's funny that they can fall up the mountain, because they track you like all other enemies.

Post anything like this that just doesn't make sense down below.

 

Literally everything about the silent expanse

 

Rivers kinda do whatever they want. Physics? Never heard of 'er.
You can cut down all trees, but only if you've cut down enough beforehand of a different type. Of course this only applies to trees you can cut down, because actually some just can't be cut down.
It's harder to beat the bajeebus out of a single frog in Olux than 100 zombies in Ragni.
Dwarves and Doguns, especially the last one.
You find out that you can get some awesome shrooms from the elves, and yet your character just leaves and never buys them or sells them. Imagine the profit you could make as a magic mushroom dealer in Detlas (Also you never just sit around doing them. Why save the world when you can have mushrooms?)
Speaking of Detlas, I've murdered several thousand innocent citizens at this point. They just kinda let me do it.

 

The Trees really got me laughing.

 

I exist to amuse.

 

Shaman stats.

We as the hero do immoral/border line felony level crimes and just shrug it off.
But with that in mind, we never just defeat people. Pirates capture you? "How can I help friend?"

My horse being a pocket monster

We don't have a relivable past based off Dr.Pahn's experiments

 

We stole 64LE from a bank.

We killed some defenceless animals to resurrect a dead guy

We helped make iron golems

We murder the citizens of cities every day to test our new builds

We beat up corrupted hashr and steal stuff from his house too often

We broke the seal that was keeping the eye out of wynn

We find a nearly dead olm in the time valley and proceed to watch him die instead of giving him a health potion which seems to make us immortal

also for some reason we have beaten the shit out of death more times then I can count, yet he still somehow forgives us


Also the average llevingar prisoner has more toilets then the average person across all 3 provinces

 

On HIC Death still greets you as someone familiar in Beyond the Grave, even though you haven't died. (Or so I've heard, I personally can't make it out of Ragni without committing suicide by mob or succumbing to some other equally stupid death so HIC is off the table for me)

 

Damn, lol ;)

We didn't steal, we asked politely.

 

Spoiler

Yep, I'm done lol

 

You as the player agree to do absolutely anything anyone wants.
And you believe anything anyone says.

 

There's a fountain of youth, and the character does nothing with it after the quest, I mean are you kidding me, immortality is right there and you decide to just give it to some random child who is going to be a supposed elder, yeah right kid, you're helpless

 

We turn into a cow

 

the Almuj river flows down into the Rymek canyon but does not flow out of or fill up the canyon completely
there are random icy islands in the middle of a mostly tropical seeming ocean
it is wynncraft canon that 30 years in the future santa becomes corrupt and destroys an island
there are random villagers living in the silent expanse
Ternaves has two blacksmiths with extremely powerful magic
the ocean takes all the ships to galleon's graveyard but all of the treasure to the seavale reefs
Olux is affected more by the decay than the dark forest, but is further away from the starting point of the decay

 

Funniest quest I've ever done

 

The Seaskipper Captain is at nearly every dock at the same time. Are there multiple captains? Are there multiple boats? If there are multiple Seaskipper Captains, do they all have separate businesses or work together?

Also, you can see other players on the boat even if you didn't get on the boat with them.

 

Potatoes, What's the deal with them, apparently every identifier has a hidden stash of them (As stated by the All-powerful Seaskipper Captain), and there must be a reason, are they rare, magical, Bob incarnate? What does this starchy spud have to hide?

 

The fact that no matter how much time we spend playing, it is still exactly 1000 AP no matter what. That also begs the question: what were the times called before the corruption appeared? BP? If so, how would they know there was a portal? Also, the decay appeeared in Gavel at the exact date that the corruption appeared in Wynn. Also also, why is the corruption allied with the dark? Shouldn't it be neutral, as it was caused by the war between light and dark?

 

In regards to AP and BP; the citizens wouldn't need to call it anything until the Portal opened, so BP is fine. They would just change the dates in some historical books.

 

So I've thought about this a lot. If you haven't gotten into lore and want to read it for yourself. Stop here.

In 800 AP villagers settled Wynn. Specifically Malatic.
The King of Ragni informs of his blood lines are on both thrones. The one for Gavel and Wynn.
Humans are forbidden to settle in Gavel or have their own cities.
The villagers talk about how they are hated for being villagers in Wynn.
Yet in Gavel, the humans that live here feel the same.
The humans and villages are in important positions for the country which they are the minority. Wynn has mainly villager bankers, Gavel has human villagers in the White city.

And as you said the appeared at the same time. Both sides talk about having powerful heroes and mages. (Before Bob and Sieg.) What if they did it to spite each other? The villagers summoned the portal to hopefully destroy their nation and move in as "heroes" instead of "invaders" and the humans just so happened at the same time tried to do the same, but the corruption creating more... powerful an harder to defeat enemies at least for the army of Wynn. (Though it seems now more than ever each city is it's own kingdom in it's own right.)