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  1. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm VIP+

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    Pokémon has literally 0 valid waifus so

    Also to prove my earlier point @Satsujin @Virtus @Rina-chan the 3 biggest forum gamers
     
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  2. Lego_DW

    Lego_DW yeppers HERO

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    its not a sacrifice if i already know im better than everyone else, so this is perfect!

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    do i know the name of this character? no. do i know the anime shes from? also no. do i know this is the greatest image on the planet? absolutely. never before has such a waifu demonstrated so much emotion in one image. one look at this image and i knew, this is it. this is the peak. i have no reason left to live besides for this single image. there is nothing, and there will never be anything
     
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  3. Thundderr

    Thundderr Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    this isnt actually my waifu its legos

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    lego may say the other anime girl is better but i know for a fact that he loves carla more than any other 3d or 2d girl. he constantly worships her furry tail and smugness and prays every night.he has already bought at lesat 3 body pillows to my knowledge and i know he wants to get more soon. i hope that one day he can be united with his true love carla happy forever after :)
     
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  4. Lego_DW

    Lego_DW yeppers HERO

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    fuck you
     
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  5. Dovahzul

    Dovahzul Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Ever since I first laid eyes upon the beauty of Hinata, I haven't been the same. Her unique eyes always find their way straight into my soul, and her smile takes the fast lane to my heart. I long to run my fingers through her most likely soft, black hair while admiring her gorgeous face. But Hinata is not only a pretty face, because she has an amazing body to match. Her breasts, so large and round, I would bury my face in all that squishiness. She would make the perfect cuddle partner.
     
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  6. Snipy

    Snipy Normal wynncraft player :P VIP+

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    rem from re:zero

    Her eyes as blue as the tropical sea, her skin as smooth as freshly fallen snow. But her hair is what made me fall in love with her: so colorful, so bright. Just looking at it brings me happiness and joy.
    Giving her a big, tight hug would take anyone's worries away in an instant. Rem is the most adorable waifu and deserves nothing but the best.
     
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  7. Tsurumi

    Tsurumi Tired Abyssal

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    I have no interests in things like these
     
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  8. williamszr98

    williamszr98 Cyberpunk 2077 have less bugs than this update VIP+

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    Kiocifer Creator of salteďpog3 and other monstrosities HERO

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    Uh oh, you'll all regret this mistake
     
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  10. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    As the representative of Spy Mains on this forum (who are, as we all know, weebs) I have no choice but to reserve this post for when I can actually participate in this horrific crime against humanity.

    Edit: Unfortunately I will not be able to bring myself to find a waifu and write an essay about said waifu for this contest. I am a failure to weebs everywhere
     
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  11. btdmaster

    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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    Literally mallow and whats her name the water lady but ok
    Anyway this threads gonna be deleted or heavily mod edited tmr LMAO
     
  12. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    What is all this trash im seeing
     
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  13. Werveh

    Werveh numba 1 shaman CHAMPION

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    this thread is literal hell
     
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  14. e!

    e! ⁣e HERO

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    Initially I was very conflicted about my choice. Speedwagon from JoJo's Regular Show has put up a fierce competition to secure my love. My feelings as well as my fundamental perception of reality were all thrown into jeopardy from the moment this question crossed my life: who is the best waifu of them all? One which is the Ultimate, the Ωmega, whose title as the best waifu would be cemented in history and will remain unconquered until the end of time! To answer this, now I realize, is the destiny of all mankind. Moreso, the meaning of my life depends on finding out the truth, and at last committing my entire existence, from the bottom of my heart, unto this waifu.

    ...At last, after innumerable ages of contemplation*, the heart has made its judgement.

    His name is Afterburner Zero One Two Eight.
    This fair maiden, is oh so far away, so remote and hidden to my soul! Incredible, unbelievable, he is a sight to behold however! An exotic race, never before seen, for to add to his majesty, Afterburner Zero One Two Eight is nothing less than a member of the Creeper kind! How wonderful is the bright green skin to my eyes, and even to think of feeling its rough pixelated texture, is as if I'm about to explode! His style, an admiral's suit, only add to my immense attraction, as they serve to reflect his honed fighting experience... The traveling merchants say that he is from the far away lands... a frozen landscape they called Canada. Oh, blight me! Why must fate put me so far away from the true and ultimate waifu of this Earth? Why must the gods of this world shit in my existence in such a cruel fashion? Nevertheless, distance is meaningless, for the knowledge of the best waifu itself warms my soul. The fool hath said in his heart, "thou art a SIMP", but the fool knows not that to simp for Afterburner Zero One Two Eight is humanity's greatest honour, for I must live and die for the one and only true waifu, and then my existence would be fulfilled.




    *About 3 minutes
     
  15. Saya

    Saya you win at uwynn HERO

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    Other waifus are chosen for their visual and/or comedic appeal. I believe that waifus should not be judged by the color of their eyes, but the content of their character. This is Suzu. Suzu appears in two different series, and this picture is the cover of one of them. There are very few characters that have gone as far for their significant other. Suzu changed everything just to be with Haruto (the male protagonist of Suzu's series) and to support Haruto when he broke up with his girlfriend. I truly get a feeling so complicated when I saw Suzu, and realized that no other waifu deserved the title of "waifu".

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    Oh and also Suzu is a boy (he clearly states that he is gay in the third volume of his series). That doesn't matter though, as in the wise words of ultimate waifu,
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    this isn't a troll or a joke suzu is actually best waifu. Suzu might not be the most visually attractive or the most sexualized, but is far and away the best character.

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    The phrase “it’s just a waifu" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with inferior characters, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after being told your waifu is trash, you’ve lost twice.
    There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

    You cheated not only your waifu, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You avoided a waifu war and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

    if suzu didn't exist uh I'd pick @motoki1 or @YYGAYMER or @Kiocifer, they're all waifu material

    all pictures were taken from SAFE FOR WORK sources.
     
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  16. Skylaar

    Skylaar erm VIP+

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    They're both 10 and Gladion is around my age I believe
     
  17. DeltaTear_

    DeltaTear_ Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Ahh yes. It's time to shine boys
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    Shi- wrong photo


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    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

    I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

    I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    "Cited Evidence"
    Hayato
     
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  18. Saya

    Saya you win at uwynn HERO

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    haha unoriginal joke...

    oh wait

    haha unoriginal joke 2...
     
  19. Take

    Take Rice Smuggler HERO

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    what the hecc happened to cited evidence and analysis
     
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  20. Saya

    Saya you win at uwynn HERO

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    just disqualify the ones that don't... oh wait then there's only like two left

    Edit: do it anyway
     
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