Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it sucks though

I wish for conservatives to accept that other countries have gun control laws and said countries have no problems with shootings.

 

Granted, but they still refuse to change their policies.

I wish Domino's pizza looked as good in real life as they do in the adverts.

 

Granted. Everything else Domino's makes is borderline poison.
I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but coronavirus kills everyone

I wish for a flamethrower

 

Granted, but it gets overheated after minute of use and you have to wait for an hour to cool off.

I wish for a minecraft movie.

 

Granted. It's delayed continuously until it finally comes out (it sucks).
I wish for a Tardis, as well as my own personal Time Lord to take me anywhere I want.

 

Granted, the Time Lord chosen is the Master, who takes your TARDIS and leaves you on a distant planet.
I wish for a discord account

 

Granted, your discord account previously belonged to a modern Nazi, so everybody shuns you now.

I wish for a melon slice.

 

Granted. It tastes horrible, as it's not melon season yet.
I wish for 1984 to have a better ending

 

Granted, the original ending sucked though and you never specified how much better the new ending had to be

I wish for the Chinese Virus to calm down within the next two months.

 

Granted, at the end of those two months it rises up again and kills everyone.
I wish that people would stop freaking out and panic buying

 

Granted. People sell everything they own, leading to a depression due to too much stuff for sale.
I wish that Donald Trump admitted he is crazy

 

Granted, but he gets elected a second time.
I wish for better internet.

 

Granted, your computer crashes due to high speeds that it can't cope with.
I wish for a ballon

 

Granted. It floats away.
I wish the four Minecraft server voting sites worked properly.

 

Granted, everyone votes for Hypixel anyway
I wish Wynncraft was a bit more popular

 

Granted, it crashes due to having too many players.

I wish people stopped trying to ddos the server so that they could use that money to upgrade the server hosting.

 

Granted. I have no idea what that means, so nothing is corrupted, therefore, in this hypothetical scenario, the game would end.

I wish my teachers made their classwork due later than 2:15 pm every day

 

Granted, it's due a millisecond afterwards. Anything too soon is considered non completed, and anything too late is considered, well, late.

I wish my next class didnt force people to speak up about their inner thoughts.

 

Granted, but every other class does.

I wish we would find something to do during quarantine