What Is The Worst Game You've Ever Played?

Simple Title Simple Question.

What is the worst game you've ever played?
Wether it cost money or not, just spill out its horribleness.

 

The worst game Ive ever playerd is without a doubt, Hypixel's Turbo Kart Racers Game. First of all, how do you even fcking steer, I drive into the wall like once per second, graphics are just meh, and why the fck did Hypuxel even make such a game? I rate it -1/5 stars

 

Good ol' bootleg Mario Kart

 

And I play Mario Kart all the time with my friends, so I don't even need Hypixel's "Kart Game"

 

Plants Vs Zombies: Battle For Neighborville.
Now I'm not that much of a gamer myself, I've only gotten Zombie boy after like 8 months of practice in DW Rapture, and in general I'm not that in to old companies as I don't have that much nostalgia for them. I do however have a lot of nostalgia for Plants Vs Zombies and I especially have had fun playing the shooters. However Battle For Neighborville is one of the most disappointing games I've ever met, a wise word of advice is that if you want to experience this game it's full crappyness then buy it on PC, it's just so badly optimized almost every time I go into a game it's just stutters everywhere, now up against garden warfare 2 the ping I am forced to play on (because I live in New Zealand) is even higher than BFN, and even with all the script kiddies modifying characters it runs like a masterpiece compared to BFN. Not only this, but it's missing very basic components of a shooter like fall off and not letting tanks and snipers run across the map with no consequence, and it tries to be way COOL AND WACKY way too much with their ideas, it can easily be seen with the new classes as instead of making lets say "oh puff shroom, hes a near clone to the imp like corn is a near clone to foot soldier" which would've ticked two boxes, instead they add a miniature acorn that's just bad in every way except he makes slightly more sense than imp, and a weabo mushroom that's suppose to be a stealth character however all she is is just a character that bunny hops with her large projectile hitboxes and annoying stun. Some ideas are fairly neat but pretty much all of them fall flat like making arcane enigma an aura ability on paper it sounds very good, in execution however you have an annoying aimbotter that can slow you down, constantly bunny hop, weaken you at any moment, and also if you get her down to low hp she'll just run to the other side of the map whilst shes INVINCIBLE, and keep in mind this is just three out of the 20 and ever so increasing cast of this game. I want to say though that this game has many good ideas, and with actually good optimization, better execution of everyone's kit (except Night Cap, she should've been scrapped by the get go), and the actual basics of a shooter than this game could be a blast to play, however in it's current state and especially with how the EA Popcap is treating this game I can say it's nowhere near as enjoyable as the other pvz shooters. I just hope other games isn't nearly as toxic as the Garden Warfare Subreddit (then again the people I've met here are fairly chill, a million times more chill than me) as if it's not one of the biggest waste factories on reddit, then I don't know what is but then again I'm not that social, however I've tried to calmly argue why I don't like Battle For Neighborville and all people say is just LUL GIT GUD HIT A TARGET THE SIZE OF A PEA WHILST HES SPRINTING AND ACTUALLY GIVE F***ING EVIDENCE FOR WHY YOU DON'T LIKE THIS GAME (even though I gave evidence for not liking the game 10 comments ago), however I will admit the overly defensive Gw2 fans are nowhere near better than the overly defensive BFN Fans.

 

Boku to nurse no kenshuu nisshi
I expected so little, I got so little, or rather I got big then little.

 

I'm sorry, but what is that?
All I get when searching that is hentai stuff.

I'd like you to specify please.

 

Ever played a dating sim made based on a hentai?

 

I used to get a bunch of bad games (mostly free ones, because why would I pay money for this) and play them with a couple of friends for fun. I think the one that was most memorable was "Dark Shadows - Army of Evil" for a number of reasons. I could definitely write an extensive review on it, and precisely what is so hilariously wrong with it (spoiler: it's everything), but I don't think I want to go to the effort. I'll just list a few particularly spectacular examples.

When you jump, you fall twice; once from the animation and once because jumping sets your position in the air. This has two amusing consequences. 1) When you jump, sometimes you take fall damage and 2) when you spam jump, you look like a methed up rabbit.

When enemies die, they sometimes have epic death animations. Which is them falling down with ragdoll physics, while strawberry jam explodes from them. You are nowhere to be seen.

The part of the game that I would say is the absolute best piece of design is - and I say this with all seriousness - the music that plays when it crashes. It's somewhere between epic and hilarious. You hear this music a lot.

There's a million more examples of bad design and funny bugs, and I actually seriously recommend it when it's on sale for a dollar. It's also a great game to gift to all your friends so they wonder what the hell is wrong with you.