Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Have fun giving birth to an ostrich egg. I wish that my party had DnD more often.

 

I view this as an absolute win.

I wish that you had a wish.

 

Granted. Your party has DnD so often that you can’t go to every game, so they kick you out of their party.
I wish for unlimited sushi.

 

Granted. You now have an unlimited supply of health code violating 7-11 sushi. I wish that I could edit my playlist on Youtube without it glitching out.

 

Granted. Your playlists consist of porn and are therefore removed by Youtube, thus, the time spent editing them was futile. Hey, you never said otherwise :)

I wish Toy Story 4 didn’t exist.

 

Granted, but now Disney will force feed us all an even creepier version of Cats. I wish that I could reroll the stats of my Time Rift for free.

 

Granted. Every subsequent reroll costs -10N (N being number of rerolls). This results in an infinite currency system. Economy plummits.
I wish for a bit of cloth

 

Granted. The cloth is taken from a family living in Antarctica, and because their cloth they were going to make new clothes out of vanished, they froze to death.

 

(No granted here)

I wish for all terrorists (including non-Muslim ones) to burn in hell.

 

Granted, but theyre already going to burn in hell anyway.
I wish Trump isnt reelected.

 

Granted, Trump is not reelected because he never leaves office. I wish for a tamed Nightfury.

 

Granted. Grimmel's brother kills it.
I wish my bit of cloth came from my brother's shirt

 

Granted. It has coronavirus on it.

I wish for Lady Gaga to come back from obscurity.

 

Granted. Al the other artists fade into obscurity, and Lady G takes over the music industry and consequently, the world.

I wish for an ice cream truck

 

Granted. You’re driving on the highway and there’s an ice cream truck driving in front of you. Suddenly, it skips off the road and the driver gets flung out of it and off a cliff. The ice cream truck isn’t damaged at all, so congrats, you have an ice cream truck.

I wish for a talking cat.

 

Granted. Your talking dog kills it.
I wish for my card game to become a reality.

 

Granted, but nobody cares about playing it, not even you.

I wish for a Pokemon game

 

Granted, but it has 2-bit graphics and no text.
I wish people would visit my website

 

Granted but for the wrong reasons

I wish that I can wish for any wish, don’t care if it results in an outcome good or bad or neutral

 

Granted, the wish removes your ability to make more wishes

I wish boss altars were added to the SE