Guild [☆ Ilq] | The Simple Ones Lvl:59 | Community And War

Honourable members of the House of Commons, I call upon the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and her empires: Mr William Pitt, the Younger.
Mr Speaker, members of the House, I shall be brief, as I have rather unfortunately become Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams.
I look forward to fulfilling my duty in a manner of which Nanny would be proud.
I shall introduce legislation to utterly destroy three enemies of the State.
The first is that evil dictator, Napoleon Bonaparte.
Here, here! The second is my old geography master, banana-breath Scrigshanks.
But most of all, sirs, I intend to pursue that utter slob, the Prince of Wales.
Here, here! Why, this year alone, he has spent 15,000 pounds on banqueting Boo! Boo! Boo! 20,000 pounds on perfume Boo! and, most astonishingly of all, an astonishing 59,000 pounds on socks! Therefore, my three main policy priorities are: One, war with France; two, tougher sentences for geography teachers; and three, a right royal kick up the Prince's backside! Hurray! I now put upon the leader of the Opposition to test me on my Latin vocab.

 

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Sir, if I may make so bold, a major crisis has arisen in your affairs.
Yes, I know, I've been pondering it all morning.
You have, sir? Yes -- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? Sir, with your forgiveness, there is another even weightier problem.
They just disappear! You'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things and then selling them off.
Impossible, sir.
Only you and I have access to your socks.
Yes, yes, you're right.
For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, but I never seem to get any.
If I may return to this very urgent matter.
I read fearful news in this morning's paper.
Oh, no.
Not another little cat caught up in a tree.
No, sir.
There's a vote afoot in the new Parliament to strike you from the Civil List.
Oh, yes, but what are they going to do about my socks! If this bill goes through, you won't have any socks or trousers, shirts, waistcoats, or pantaloons.
They're going to bankrupt you.
They can't do that-- the public love me! Only the other day, I was out in the street and they sang, "We hail Prince George!" "We hail Prince George!" "We hate Prince George.
" "We hate Prince George.
" Was it? I fear so, sir.

 

However, all is not lost.
Fortunately, the numbers in the Commons are exactly equal.
If we can get one more MP to support us, then you're safe.
Hurrah! Any ideas? Well, yes, sir.
There is one man who might be the ace up our sleeve.
A rather crusty, loud-mouthed ace named Sir Talbot Buxomly.
Never heard of him.
That's hardly surprising, sir.
Sir Talbot has the worst attendance record of any MP.
On the one occasion he did enter the House of Commons, he passed water in the Great Hall, and then passed out in the Speaker's Chair.
If we can get him to support us, then we are safe.
According to "Who's Who", his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
Excellent! Sensible policies for a happier Britain! However, if we are to get him to support us, he will need some sort of incentive.
Anything in mind? You could appoint him a High Court judge.
Is he qualified? He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
Sounds a bit overqualified Well, get him here at once! Certainly, sir.
I will return before you can say "antidisestablishmentarianism".

 

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Discord Tag: Nin#9720
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Timezone/Country: Thailand
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What can you do?: Crafting material collecting, though might need time to level crafting/harvesting to level 50+, and could try guild wars if needed and available, I guess.
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In-game Username: Sieg0
Discord Tag: Gaming Chair#3998 Age: 15
Gender: M
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Past Guilds: I was in a guild years ago but it disbanded.
What can you do?: (So we can fit you in the right place): I can contribute to the community, but right now I restarted all of my characters to one and am leveling.
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