Corrupt A Wish!

Who's Jason?

I wish I wasn't diagnosed with ligma.

 

Granted, but now you have cancer. I wish that I had perfect gear with perfect stats for my Mage.

 

Granted.
Everything about your mage is so perfect you got annoyed and bored from it and ended up deleting it with the gear.

I wish for more corkus content

 

Granted. There is now no content anywhere else.
I wish Mineplex would make a comeback, but not destroy Wynncraft or Hypixel

 

Granted. Mineplex comes back, but with 10x the lag, 10x the trollers, and 10x less fun. I wish that LE are easier to amass.

 

Granted, now everyone is rolling in LE, emeralds and even EB become near worthless, the price of literally everything skyrockets, new forms of currency are added, and eventually Wynncraft resets everybody's banks and items in a desperate attempt to fix the smoldering pile of ash that once was the economy.

I wish there were more set item weapons.

 

Granted, now every single weapon in the game is a set weapon and they're all useless without the specific armor that they're used with. Build diversity goes to shit and the only meta-viable build is Firestorm Bellows + Conflagrate.

I wish that the Powder GUI was changed.

 

Granted, the GUI now requires for you to connect a 2007 Graphing calculator with an 8-Bit display to your computer with a rare and expensive USB cable to apply, remove, and upgrade powders. I wish that my quests would stop bugging out.

 

Granted, so much time is spent on bug fixing that we don't get any new content for years.
I wish I could remember the strategies for Town of Salem well enough to join the game in this forum section.

 

Granted, you become inactive and return only to face that you would have won had you just been there.

I wish I wasn't projecting in my granting of the last wish.

 

Granted, you projected on the wish before that.

I wish I wasn't shit at designing minecraft textures

 

Granted, you’re so amazing at designing Minecraft textures that Salted kidnaps you, locks you in a cage, and forces you to improve the Wynncraft texture pack.

I wish that humans never needed to sleep.

 

Granted. Instead, we need to eat 4 times as often.

I wish Grian made Wynncraft videos in addition to his Hermitcraft ones.

 

Granted. No one else makes Hermitcraft, and it dies.
I wish Mumbo was on the Wynncraft team

 

Granted, Grian breaks Mumbo's complex machine by dropping a potato into it.

I wish for actual grass in my yard.

 

Granted. A car crash outside of your house causes a fiery explosion, but your house isn’t hit. However, because of the real grass, the fire spreads to your house and your house burns down.

I wish for my current GM application to get a promising.

 

Yes lol

Granted. Every other GM quits, leaving you the only possible GM. You have little experience compared to the former GMs, so Wynncraft deteriorates.
I wish that potatoes didn't exist

 

Granted, everybody dies from famine as potatoes have been a very important source of carbohydrates for centuries. And if potatoes didn't exist; that means many people wouldn't exist today.

I wish for everyone around me to be happy.​

 

Granted, everyone around you is happy, but you are incredibly sad, furious, and nervous at the same time.
I wish for a good shop.

 

Granted. Your shop is now very popular, because the item team decides to make level 40-70 items way better than level 70-100 items for no reason, and everyone flocks to shops selling level 40-70 items.

I wish for an egg.