The Magic Vending Machine

I didn’t see this game in any of the recent topics here, so I thought I’d make a thread for it.

You've found a neglected looking vending machine in an unused office space. It has no distinguishing branding on it, and strangely, it’s lights are on despite not being plugged in...

Rules:
- Write what you insert into the vending machine (it can be anything)
- The next person will tell you what you receive and then insert something of their own
- Repeat

So I start. I place Earth Powder III into the vending machine. What do I get?

 

You got block of obsidian.

I insert a cloud.

 

You got the entire pacific ocean.

I insert a can of baked beans.

 

You got fresh baked cornbread!

I insert a protein shake.

 

@Josh_Legacy car wash has been downgraded to a vending machine e.e

You get an oreo cookie milkshake, definate good for right after an exercise.

I put in Josh's car wash. :3

 

You get a neat pile of nuclear waste.

I insert Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

You get some chemicals. Like sodium chloride.

I insert [/ REDACTED /]

 

You get [DATA EXPUNGED]

I insert a Big McThankies from McSpankies

 

You get a Jimmy Neutron bobble head.

Inserts a computer mouse.

 

You get chocolate mousse.

Inserts a frog.

 

You get a prince!

Inserts an empty glass bottle.

 

You get an arrow to the knee and bleed out.

I insert Gamma radiation

 

You got The Hulk!

I insert a Pokeball.

 

You got your pokeball back, but it now has a Grimer in it!
I insert a jacket.

 

You got a wheel of cheese.
I insert the globglogabgalab

 

You get a plogplogafpalag.
I insert a euro.

 

You get a flamethrower.
I insert a cornflake.

This thread is great :D

 

You get sprayed in the face with milk.
I insert 50,000 kilograms of flour

 

A small island has formed in the Pacific called Breadlandia.

I insert a Wybel.

 

You get Dr. Legendary with a Cybel.
I insert a Stratiformis.