Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Your powers are too much for this world, and you die
I wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

Granted, but to corrupt a wish that wants to be corrupt, the corrupt does the thing with two negatives multiplied and there is no corrupted wish, or wish at all. Paradox I guess, corrupted and no wish at once.

I wish to be immortal, seeing the end of the universe and being cold and alone.

 

Granted, but you still experience the effects of aging- only to an extreme degree.

I wish that I could solo the ??? and Qira Hive quests.

 

Granted, but you now need help for every quest and side-quest.
I wish to have a good pc

 

granted. The next campaign has a good and social player character, but he dies early on in the game. :C

I wish the 10 second between posts was removed

 

Granted, now the timer between posts is 9.99999 seconds. I wish for Photoshop on my computer.

 

Granted. It is the only thing on your computer. Windows isn't installed

I meant computer lol.
Let's try this again
I wish for a good pc

 

Granted. You now have an excellent Player Character for D&D. I wish that Wynncraft would stop lagging.

 

I know you did. :3
Specify as part of the wish e.e

Granted. Wynncraft no longer lags, but any WiFi or Data or any other internet connection thing you use does.

I wish @gabe1cragger got a good personal computer

 

Granted, they now have a first generation computer that likes to bluescreen a lot. I wish that I have the Elder Wand in my possession.

 

Granted. It's broken (obviously)
I wish for the Cloak of Invisibility

 

Granted, but it amplifies every sound you make tenfold- and it only works if you are wearing nothing. I wish that my plants would stop dying.

 

Granted. You plants stay in pristine condition no matter their situation. As such, they're taken away for scientific testing.

I wish th lttr (lik th backwards 3) workd on my kyboard. :C

 

Granted. Now the letter "R" stops working, fowcing you to weplace it with the lettew "W". How abhowwent. I wish that I had a Mudkip on my copy of Pokemon Plaitnum.

 

Granted. You steal it from my copy of Pokemon Diamond, and I hunt you down.
I wish I could hunt down Azu

 

Granted. But you will not be allowed to wear a space suit. I wish for some food that's better then this freeze dried banana.

 

Granted, you get a freeze dried apple.
I wish that Dern would come out tommorow

 

Granted, but Dern came early and it's bad
I wish that Jeremy would be danged

 

Granted I guess? Your wish is forwarded to the appropriate customer service team for proper fulfillment, which takes months due to crappy customer service.
I wish I knew what you meant

 

Granted! Except Jeremy isn’t danged which is illegal and fbi arrests you.
I wish Jason would stop watching loli hentai