Media Worst Mythic Moments

Ever had that one moment when you get a mythic, but it's one of the worst of it's weapon kind, that happened today with me, has this ever happened to anyone else

 

weird flex but ok

 

Combat lvl 69 but 70 agil req? Literally unplayable

 

heh, nice.

 

I hate to be that dude but...


Its not that bad ffs delete thread this is the worst flex ever stop right now

 

Im not gonna comment...


Listen here you piece of Wynncrafter, ArchangeL is the best dagger there ever was, the sheer amount of ws it has prove my point, not my bias. You dare shidd on the ultimate weapon I bet you would rather use "Slider" pfff as if it was even a close match, now next thing you're gonna do is try to sell it for 2 stx on the TM and realize after 6 months its not worth it to finnaly IB it, yes I know you will because you think ArchangeL isn't as good as it currently IS, think of all the poor people that would like to even see a mythic with their eyes, think of the people who drowns in money and that would like to own a cheap ArchangeL, now you know that you've been blessed by the RNG and instead you whine about it? Truly the act of a corrupted player, stop standing near the portal and embrace the light of ArchangeL


it was jok pliz nu hurt mi

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ragni Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Corruption, and I have over 300000 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Ragni armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this province, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across Wynn and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The arrow storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nemract Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

You have only 257k kills
You're a lvl 102 Archer
It appears your Intelligence skill is a lie
You're now charged with treason and accused of spreading propaganda by the Ragni King

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high Agility to understand ArchangeL. The Walk Speed is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical daggers most of the dmg will go over a typical assassin's head. There's also ArchangeL's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its personal Health Stat draws heavily from survival, for instance. The walk speed assassins understand this stuff; they have the Agility to truly appreciate the depths of ArchangeL, to realise that they're not just Walk Speed- they say something deep about Mythics. As a consequence people who dislike ArchangeL truly ARE low agility players- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the Walk Speed in ArchangeL's existential catchphrase "I can deal 250k dmg spin" which itself is a cryptic reference to Cataclysm dealing way less dmg. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those low Agility simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ArchangeL's Walk Speed unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a ArchangeL body pillow. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Gamer Girls Assassins eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 Agility points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel Slider users

 

Archangel is just a poor man's Weathered except switch a few stats and it doesn't even have the major ID, and everybody knows that,
Being invisible and speedy forever while consistently having that 80% damage boost is the true gamer assassin

 

What has this thread turned into

 

A man who is very attracted to his Archangel even though Weathered is hotter

 

I sexually Identify as an ArchangeL. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of going faster than the Sliders. People say to me that a person being an ArchangeL is impossible and I should use any other air dagger but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having an item identifier install the scythes, 30 mm steel and the walk speed on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ArchangeL" and respect my right to run faster and faster and to deal 150k dmg in one spin. If you can't accept me you're an ArchangeLophobe and need to check your dagger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

Weathered is still faster and stronger with rovin' assassin, 400% speed ftw

 

Ey thot dont dunk on mah boy Archie

Is good, especially levels 69-90
After that you can sell it for le and save up for a higher level mythic

 

ArchangeL guy, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it and may God have mercy on your soul.

In other words my point is: You clearly you cannot identify as an ArchangeL, what is up with the capital L at the end? Clearly it is 'Archangel'.

 

fUnNy JoKe

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Nerd I can't believe you said something logical after all this time (no hurt pls itz jok)

 

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