2019-2020 Nfl Playoffs

Rip Tennesseee.

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Tony Romo making fun of officials is the greatest shit I've ever seen.

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That official is tougher than Tom Brady.

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We can all rest easy, Mike Vrabel's dick is safe.

 

Did you know the 49ers passed on Aaron Rodgers? Sports stations think you didn't.

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Tevin Coleman next on the chopping block for 49ers injuries.

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That be lookin like a broken wrist.

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NVM its the elbow, but wait we can forget about that our other man just got a td.

 

Raheem Mostert and the niners are exposing every single flaw of this shitstain masquerading as a superbowl contender, its amazing that it felt like a hot take to say the niners where gonna run away with this, 27-0 and Jimmy G has only thrown like 5 times.

 

I feel like we're gonna have to finish this run without Tevin Coleman.

 

Please don't 28-3 us Kyle.

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Please?

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Thats a terrible call



But I will fucking take it.

 

Thats it

 

WERE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL TIG HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

I didn't expect this but I'll sure take it.

 

The Shitterbowl has been set, between a team that has done nothing in 50 years and another team that has done nothing in seemingly 50 years, between a great coach that can't win a ring to save his life and Mr. 28-3. Lets recap the Conference Championship round first, shall we?

AFC Championship
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6 Tennessee Titans
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2 Kansas City Chiefs

Ofcourse Tennessee has to fuck me now. I pick against you twice and you down 2 superpowers before I finally decide to side with you and you shit all over me. When opposing teams talk shit about you you're supposed to make them regret it, not decide to stop working after the first quarter. King Henry couldn't do jack shit, the passing game was flat, and the defense decide to head out after the first drive. Although, to be fair, I really shouldn't be this hard on Tennessee, they blessed us with an early Pats exit and potentially saved me from a Superbowl 47 rematch, something I constantly try to pretend never happened. They exceeded all expectations but ultimately came up 1 yard short. As for the Chiefs, congratulations, you made it to the big game fore the first time since 1969. Nice. Now maybe Andy Reid can finally get that ring, or prefferably wait a year. I would rather not be the victim of this.

Prediction: Tennessee
Result: Kansas City 35-24

NFC Championship
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2 Green Bay Packers
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1 San Francisco 49ers

Oh wow, the Green Bay Packers got exposed for the frauds they are by a much superior 49ers team. Let me put on my shocked face, I'm sure it's around here somewhere. You may think 17 points isn't that much of a blowout, but 13 of the packers points where in garbage time, so this was really more of a 30 point stomping, this was week 12 all over again. What's worse? The 49ers hung up 37 on you almost exclusively running the ball. Jimmy Garoppolo attempted just 8 passes for 77 yards. Reheem Mostert torched you fuckers for 220 yards 4 scores on 29 carries, it says something about the Packers when the same shit keeps being run on them yet they still can't figure out how to hold a man to less than 5 yards. It also says something about the 49ers that the running game alone can net you 37 Points, if this shit keeps up and Garoppolo can turn it on in 2 weeks the Chiefs are fucked.

Prediction: San Francisco
Result: San Francisco 37-20

Weekly Record: 1-1
Playoffs Record: 5-5

Spoiler: Superb Owl Prediction

SuperBowl LIV
Kansas City Chiefs
VS
San Francisco 49ers
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The Montana Bowl, a battle of 2 up and coming superpowers with ambitions of one years worth of bragging rights before they inevitably dissapoint next season.

Representing the AFC is the Cheifs, after being fucked from this opportunity last year by refball the Chiefs have finally ended their drought, for the first time in 50 years they have a chance to be relevant. They boast a stellar passing attack led by the first year MVP and a lethal recieving core that can beat anyone! On and off the field! The thing that worries about this team however is the suspect D, it's not the worst unit ever but they will have their hands full with Mostert, Kittle and company.

Over in the Blue Conference we have the 49ers. A team that went 4-12 last year and was pegged for mediocrity by many and a potential wild card birth by some. But these fuckers shocked the world this year, how the fuck do you go from 4-12 to 13-3 and thw SuperBowl? Heres a quick list for you.

Players we got back healthy this year:
Jimmy Garoppolo
Raheem Mostert
Jimmy Ward
Jaquaski Tartt

Breakout Players:
Raheem Mostert
Fred Warner (he was actually not too bad last year but he was surrounded by a huge pile of shit on D)
Emanuel Mosely (We still haven't had much of a sample size on him, but hes been great while in the game)
Arik Armstead

Free Agent Signings:
Kwon Alexander
Tevin Coleman

Trade Aquisitions:
Dee Ford
Emmanuel Sanders

Draft Picks
Nick Bosa
Deebo Samuel
Mitch Wishnowsky
Dre Greenlaw

That's a lot of fucking names, it's almost like an entirely new roster. 8 out of the 11 players on defense and nearly half of an offense. San Fran's defense this year was amazing, the pass rush is one of the, if not the best, a great linebacking corps and secondary. You can't point at any player on defense and say they aren't doing their job well. Hell, you can't really even do that on offense. The 49ers are a complete team, highlighted by their defense and running game, which will be huge.


So which team wins? These 2 teams are pretty much opposites, on one hand, the Chiefs have agreat passing offense, while the 49ers have a great defense and running offense. The 49ers have an immediate edge with the strong defense, they say defense wins Championships and if you need proof look at the Liegon of Boom in 2013, holding one of the most dominant offenses ever by virtue of Peyton Manning in Denver to 8 points. Then the running offense VS the passing offense. I personally value running over passing, because with a dominant running game you can keep the opponent on the field for as long as you fucking want, while also resting your defense. Just keep repeatedly punching your opponent in the mouth and wearing them down and don't stop, this also frees up play action if your passing offense is compitent. Meanwhile with a KC like passing offense you score so quicky that an already exhausted D now has to get up to get bullied by a top tier running back again. I'm not saying all of this to shit on the Chiefs, they're a great team, I would not be surprised at all if they won this, but San Francisco just looks like a more complete team with more Championship quailities. So sorry Andy Reid. Maybe next year?

SuperBowl LIV
Champions
San Francisco 49ers​

 

Damn, that team really got that score that is very high or low. They really did that thing with the ball that they did very quickly and well

 

Cool

 

its like an Antonio Brown tweet

 

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Thought Bountygate was bad?

Well, think again.

 

i am fucking furious

tennesseee


my

home town

so close to sweet victory
no pun intended

 

1 yard short ):

 

):

RIP

 

Shady needs a ring

 

Shady?

 

It's hard to believe the medical team kept this guy off the field for 2 weeks.