2019-2020 Nfl Playoffs

Mike Zimmer on Bosa's hit on the int return: "I didn't see the hit, I just heard it. They said it was a cheap shot, which, I think it was."

So wtf is it Mike? Did you see the hit or not? lmao

 

Chiefs fans are getting pissed

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Oh no. Tyreek Hill is hurt. What did he ever do to deserve this?

 

This game lmao.

 

Houston channels it's inner Buffalul and blows a 24-0 lead.

 

Patty Mahomes should stop dropping the ball early.

 

Who's gonna win the honor of getting blown out by the 49ers?

 

"No clear recovery" *Packers come out of the pile with the ball*


OK

 

Congrats Hawks, your inability to defend jack shit results in a higher pick than you would have had by getting blown the fuck out by SF.

 

Another week is in the books, 4 more teams have failed, and 3 have delayed their failure. Let's have a look at this week

AFC Divisional Round
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6 Tennessee Titans
@
1 Baltimore Ravens

The madmen did it. Tennessee went into Baltimore and teabagged these fuckers for 60 minutes eliminating another giant on the road. You guys have earned my respect and the honor of being my 2nd favorite team in the playoffs this year. As for the Ravens now... what the fuck happened? You guys look unstoppable in the regular season but when shit gets real you just deside to lie down and fucking die. Lamar turned the ball over 3 times, the recievers had a million drops, and the defense couldn't do jack shit against Derrick Henry. This is the first time since 1999 the 1 seed has lost to the 6 seed. Congratulations.

Prediction: Baltimore
Result: Tennessee 28-12

4 Houston Texans
@
2 Kansas City Chiefs

Great job Texans you have won the competition for biggest choke job in the playoffs this year! Beating out the team that choked right infront of your eyes last week! Enjoy this special eddition trophy, the only trophy Bill O' Brien will ever hold up in Houston!!! 24-0 leads? Pffft. Fuck that! We'd rather bend over on defense so hard the opposing team runs out of fireworks because there scoring so much! Have 41 straight points just for fun Kansas City!

A quick message to the Texans, fire Bill O' Brien. Right fucking now.
Stop wasting JJ Watt
Stop wasting DeAndre Hopkins
Stop wasting Deshaun Watson
Stop wasting prime talent
Fire Bill O' Brien
Fuck you Houston

Prediction: Kansas City
Result: Kansas City 51-31

NFC Divisional Round
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6 Minnesota Vikings
@
1 San Francisco 49ers

I see the 49ers have returned to being the envy of the league on defense. How about giving up just 18 rushing yards to Dalvin Cook. Or maybe just 10 points all off of fluke plays. Or getting 6 sacks. I mean, I knew getting Ford, Alexander and Tartt back would be huge but hot damn, our defense looked fucking unstoppable. The 49ers are now the best remaining team IMO with Baltimores elimination. These first 2 rounds seriously could not have gone better. Heres to 2 more good rounds. Pretty please?
And now the Vikings. 2 words. Kirk Cousins. Everything bad the Vikings do is his fault. Forget the defense playing like shit and Dalvin Cook doing absolutely nothing this game it's all on Kirk. The man was nearly perfect excepy for 1 bad throw againts the best pass defense in the league and outplayed Jimmy G in every wat but fuck that. Kirk's fault. In all seriousness stop shitting on Cousins. He was the best player on that team on Saturday hands down. He had no fucking help and had the misfortune of pkaying a juggernaut on short rest, none of this is his fault.

Prediction: San Francisco
Result: San Francisco 27-10

5 Seattle Seahawks
@
2 Green Bay Packers

This game was exactly what I expected it to be. A shitty game between 2 frauds in which one team could never get ahead and the other could never get the kockout punch. The Seahawks overachieving and injuries and the Packers inability to play a whole 60 minute game where put on full display. People may groan about how the Packers will get enough luck and favorable calls to pull our a Superbowl but don't count on it. Remeber last time Green Bay played San Fran? 37-8. Don't expect that to change. The Packers are still the same damn frauds and the 49ers have only gotten healthier. Enjoy the ass kicking. I'm sure I will.

Prediction: Green Bay
Result: Green Bay 28-23

Weekly Record: 3-1
Total Record: 4-4

Spoiler: Updated Bracket

AFC Championship
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6 Tennessee Titans
@
2 Kansas City Chiefs

Tennessee has earned my trust. Knocking off 2 giants on the road as they eye a Superbowl Birth as the 6th seed. The Chiefs have earned nothing. I know they ended up winning handily in the end against Houston but did you see how trash they where in the first quarter? You can't do that against Tennessee no matter who you have starting under center. And if it gets to this point you really can't do that vs San Francisco. They have gained no respect from me, Tennesse has earned the right to be hailed as the best team in the AFC

Prediction: Tennessee

NFC Championship
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2 Green Bay Packers
@
1 San Francisco 49ers

Nothing new here.

Prediction: San Francisco

Superbowl LIV
Tennessee Titans
VS
San Francisco 49ers
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Go back 5 months and ask people who they thought would be in the Superbowl. 0 people would say 49ers vs Titans. And yet here we are. Both teams are similar. Respectable passing games, good running games and good defenses. But who wins in each catigory? For passing offense I'd say 49ers. This may be the closest of the bunch. Ryan Tannehill has been good but so has Jimmy G. Recievers? The Titans have AJ Brown, the 49ers have Deebo Samuel. But George Kittle is where the 49ers get the endge here. And don't count out E-man as well. Running games? Tennessee. While the 49ers rotation of Brieda, Coleman and Mostert is great, Derrick Henry can run on anyone, anywhere. Defense? 49ers again. The Titans defense has been sneaky good. But the 9ers D has been clearly dominant. A stellar D line Compelemented by a good Linebacking corps and a formiddable secondary, the 49ers are the easy choice here. So who wins? I know Imma regret this but I've seen nothing pointing anywhere else. They say defense wins championships, which I firmly believe is true, and as stated earlier, the 49ers defense is clearly better than Tennessee's it was a nice run for them though and I hope to see them back here, but the Titans fall 1 yard short.






That hurts doesn't it?

Superbowl LIV Champions
San Francisco 49ers​

 

First Down!!!!

I can't take credit for this national treasure, but idk who the original poster was.

 

Isn't football related but heres the result of the Astros spying scandal. Honeslty the AJ Hinch suspension might work in their favor. But losing all of those picks. Ouch.

 

Actually 2010* I totally forgot about the 2010 Packers.

 

Another generational talent kicked to the curb by injuries before ever achieving his full deserved potential, may he rest in peace.

 

oo just saw this, ima talk here (Bills fan btw, joshallenislyfe)

Watching Baltimore fall apart was funny after everyone acted like they already won the SB.

My picks for the SB are Tennessee and SF. Chiefs - Packers would be cool (SB I rematch) but I don't think it will happen.
Tennessee has a better defense than KC. Mahomes is nutty and all but the Titans have a top 10 D and consistently have been throughout the season, and although KC's is very hot right now I don't quite trust them to get the job done. Also Derrick Henry is fucking nuts.
SF defense has dipped a bit later on in the season, but their offense is pretty decent and even at that they still have a good defense. Packers are a well-balanced team, but after watching a Brett Kollman video (he's a film analyst) about the Packers defense he pointed out that they're quite weak over the middle of the field. Because of that and Shanahan's offensive intelligence I have a feeling Kittle is gonna do some bad things lol. I don't think SF is currently as good as they were during the GB - SF matchup where GB got rekt, but I still would give the slight edge to them.

Wouldn't be surprised to see anyone win any of these games though - I predict them both to be very close.

 

browsn goign 16-0 and winig te soup bowl

 

The Browns are the kind of team that would go 16-0 and get blown the the fuck out by soem pushover in the divisional round.

 

My head just exploded

 

The Titans have made a field goal for the first time in a month and a half.

 

BIG MAN TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN

 

Patrick Mahomes looks like Derrick Henry.