Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. He was bestseller artist for a month, then everybody started to hate him and stopped buying his art

I wish to exist

 

Granted, you exist as a ghost.

I wish for 1 million dollars.

 

You didnt corrupt it!

Wish granted, you got them in one dollar banknotes and then your house caught fire

 

I wish you wished
Its been so long since I've said that. xd

 

I wished, you just didnt read it

 

Ah, you want me to grant a wish for the second time I guess?

Granted. You merely exist, and nothing else. Floating there, endlessly in nothingness. What are you here for? What will you do? You don't know. There's nothing here at all, nothing to see, nothing to do. Nothing else exists, only you.
Is there any use existing like this? It would be better to end it all, wouldn't it? But you must exist, you must stay as you are with no changes, in this state of existance. It won't change, nothing will change- nothing exists that can change it.
So now you merely exist. By yourself. And nothing else.
Ew bad and redundant writing
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I wish to know my purpose (any, good or bad) in life

 

Wish granted. Your purpurose is to corrupt my wish.

I wish to know the answer

 

Granted, but your lack of Question corrupts your mind.

I wish to go on a Digimon Adventure.

 

Granted. It takes ten years.
I wish you hadn't wished that wish

 

Granted, but because of your wish you couldn't have wished that, what places you in infinite loop of constant wishing and not-wishing.
I wish to have an ability to stop and resume time.

 

Granted, but you don't have control over when you stop time. You also stop with time, thus endlessly freezing the world in time.
I wish for a green ball

 

Granted, but when you throw it, it flies away into the distance, never to be seen again.
I wish archer was never nerfed.

 

Granted, but everything else is buffed to the point that archer is useless.
I wish for a chocolate.

 

Granted but the inside is filled with pineapple.
I wish to fly to the USA.

 

Wish granted. You were kill by a maniac after two minutes of the flight.
I wish for carpet.

 

Granted, the first time you try to clean it, the carpet gets destroyed.
I wish for a gaming chair.

 

Granted, its a $1 gaming chair that breaks when you sit in it.

I wish I wasn't lazy

 

Wish granted, but now you are so hyper active that focusing on anyone task is nearly impossible.

I wish that I was better at Chess!

 

Granted, now you forget how to play your favorite game.

I wish to have a Naruto cosplay.

 

Granted, but you can only wear it when you're alone.

I wish that I could Waterbend.