Media Every Wynncraft Class,province, And Main Character In A Nutshell

Hey ya'll! I made this thread for fun hope it can make u smile at least! every wynncraft class, province, and main characters of the lore in a nut shell, literally explaining them in a funny way and the way i see it! if i missed any more! u can reply on ur own and explain them in a nutshell! ill have fun reading them!

Assassin: i dont care! am just gonna spam spin attack
Mage: heal me bitch
Warrior: i mean....you were good!
Archer: they gave me 4 spells! I only need 1 pff
Shaman: i dont die
Wynn: am not coming back to you when am high level! ofcourse except if i die any other province in the map and spawn at you!
Gavel: Garry's mod had fewer bugs than you
Corkus: made alot of effort starting a refugee right exactly infront of the gates of what u ran away from
Silent Expanse: prepare the jizz cannon
Fruma: You There! Don't Move!
Aledar: fuck you!
Fruma Queen: Literal embodiment of trust issues!
Ragni King: from the beginning we knew u were gonna be useless!
The Eye: aids cancer disease make u up
Qira: cute girl at high school that ended up being a murderer in college!
Bob: wynncraft batman
Yahya: i know ur gay for ur brothers!

 

i disagree

 

What about specific regions of the map? Like canyon of the lost: theres probably places of the canyon you've never visited... and its probably better like this.

Ruined city: this seems like a good spot to afk.. right?

Lusuco: were going to pay every visitor pls pls pls stay pls we never get any visits

Airship base: you wish I wasn't there right? Just so you could directly cross Cinfras hmm? Well no thanks.

 

*laughs in people who die fighting Bob*

 

*laughs in people who die in the Sky Islands*

 

how about anyone explain WYNNCRAFT in a nut shell

 

Hey can we please not have incest with Yahya.. please?

 

Minecraft on Steroids.

 

hhhhh XD nice one

 

At first I thought this would be a civilized discussion about the classes, characters, and locations in Wynncraft, but what I got what a complete and utter shitpost.

 

Assassin: bad for years then pretty ok
Mage: imagine playing this as anything other than your first class
Warrior: what if tanks were relevant
Archer: glass cannon but without the glass
Shaman: not slykaar, still disappointed
Wynn: corruption also why the hell do my quests spawn me here
Gavel: hyped up too much
Corkus: hyped up but actually only like 5 quests. maybe 4. i wouldn't know cuz i never go here
Silent Expanse: eyes on trees
Fruma: there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls
Aledar: axelus 2.0
Fruma Queen: there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls
Ragni King: nice mirror floor
The Eye: caused 4 different potato famines
Qira: lonely :(
Bob: skipped many years of the war and wound up dying in nesaak. pretty useless honestly
Yahya: the visual embodiment of nirvana
Axelus: civil rights activist that didn't actually make anything happen
Nohno: should join Kingdom of Foxes because definitely a furry
Sohso: there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls there is no war within the fruman walls
Mehme: nice rock
Troms King: weak minded fool
Black Sans: "and so, you have reached an end."
Tasim: has a literal cult of healers
Amadel: looking for pebbles
Death (the one from Dark Descent): a literal nonentity
Death (the one from ToA): a literal impostor
Death (the one from A Grave Mistake): a pretty chill dude