2019-2020 Nfl Playoffs

Like 99% of player safety rules, blindside block is bullshit.

 

Taysom Hill > Drew Brees?

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Yup.

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Cook is down, Minnesota you are lucky as fuck.

 

2 overtime games, patriots loss. NFL has been good to us this weekend

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LMAOOOOOO

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O shit, tgats PI

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Wait what the fuck they arent reviewing it????

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God fucking dammit NFL, why deny coaches challanges if you dont actually review shit.

Cant wait for the new fire Saints got robbed rap

 

Tig? You might want to update your predictions

 

I'll wait untill after Seattle-Eagles.

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Welp, now that im done laughing at the Saints and bitching at Al Riveron, I'm ready for Seacocks vs Aircocks.

 

Seattle just got cock-blocked.

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Wentz off to the locker room, what else is new?

 

Welp, at least I wont be 0-4.

 

*yawn*

 

I don't care how injured they are, the Eagles are incompitent and shouldn't be in the playoffs. But you wanna know something funny? The Seahawks are the exact same.

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Welp, Recap and updated predictions in a hot min.

 

Mk, here ya go. Recap + Updated predictions because I'm as good at seeing the future as Max Kellerman.

Recap:

AFC Wildcard Round
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6 Tennessee Titans
@
3 New England Patriots

Consider this prediction a sacrifice bunt. I obviously knew picking the Patriots would result in Derrick Henry running all over them and finally ending their insufferable dynasty. Ok serious time, I honestly expected New England to win. Not in a landslide fashion by any means, I was think a 60%-40% win odds in favor of the Pats. I knew the Titans could keep this close and quite possibly pull off the upset and they certainly didn't dissapoint. The world thanks you Tennessee. Now go get destroyed by the Ravens.

Prediction: New England
Result: Tennessee 20-13

5 Buffalo Bills
@
4 Houston Texans

Really? Fucking really? Leave it to Buffalo to blow a 16-0 second half lead to a wasted team that had no business winning that game. Kudos to the Texans, Watt and Watson for that magic but come the fuck on. Ready for a hot take? This team isn't winning with Josh Allen. He's a glorified running back with flat-at-best throwing abilities that will never be able to truly lift his team over the hump. Hes what everyone, including myself, thought Lamar Jackson was. If he comes back next year abd scorches the league I will own up to this though. But I highly doubt that will happen.

Prediction: Buffalo
Result: Houston 22-19 OT

NFC Wildcard Round
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6 Minnesota Vikings
@
3 New Orleans Saints

Are you fucking kidding me New Orleans. I give you the honor of winning the Superbowl in my bracket and you shit the bed game one. What the FUCK? Yes, there was OPI on the last touchdown catch. Yes, that should have been reviewed. Yes, Al Riveron needs to be fired. But you know what all of that is? A fucking excuse. You guys laid down and died on what could be Drew Brees' last game. The Purple People Eaters picked you fuckers apart. Your insufferable fans will probs try to sue the NFL for that OPI no-call but heres another hot take. If you want the ball in OT stop the other fucking team. Don't lie down vs a far inferior opponent. Go bitch about officiating but you brought this on yourself.

Prediction: New Orleans
Result Minnesota 26-20 OT

5 Seattle Seahawks
@
4 Philadelphia Eagles

Umm... atleast I got the prediction right? I slogged through three hours of 2 glorified injured reserves battling in the ugliest game of the playoffs for the right to get owned by a less than stellar Packers team next week. Seattle got lucky as hell, as usuall. They where outplayed all-in-all but whenever the Eagles got down the field they turned into the fucking Bears. But despite being outplayed Seattle did what they where supposed to. They git fucking points. Where lucky or not. Let's face it, neither of these teams should be here. This should have been Rams vs Cowboys.

Prediction: Seattle
Result: Seatlle 17-9

Weekend Record: 1-3
Total Record: 1-3

Spoiler: New predictions

AFC Divisional Round
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6 Tennessee Titans
@
1 Baltimore Ravens

So, Tennessee. What are the odds you have enough magical bullshit to save us one more time? Pretty please? Should I pick the Ravens to jinx them again? Ah, it probs doesn't matter, you're getting destroyed next week.

Prediction: Baltimore

4 Houston Texans
@
2 Kansas City Chiefs

No, I don't care the Texans won this gane earlier in the year. No, the Texans aren't winning shit with Bill O'Brien. No, you are not winning this game. Sorry.

Prediction: Kansas City

NFC Divisional Round
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6 Minnesota Vikings
@
1 San Francisco 49ers

Thanks to Minnesota's heroic acts, the 49ers have the easiest path to the Superbowl Ever. Don't you dare fuck this up. Our (hopefully) painless journey begins with a Vikings team that showed they can atleast play. The problem for them, they're going into a hyped, healthy Santa Clara hungry for blood. This better be a blowout.

Prediction: San Francisco

5 Seattle Seahawks
@
2 Green Bay Packers

Oh dear God. The 2 biggest mirages in the entire league get to battle it out for a one way ticket to (hopefully) Santa Clara. We have the lovely choice between the Injured Reserve or the Fading Legends. I'm picking Lambeau and the refs here.

Prediction: Green Bay

AFC Championship
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2 Kansas City Chiefs
@
1 Baltimore Ravens

Same as original predictions, nothing to see here.

Prediction: Baltimore

NFC Championship
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2 Green Bay Packers
@
1 San Francisco 49ers

I'm going to keep this brief because obvious: The Packers are frauds and should be defeated handily be the 9ers. Enough said.

Prediction: San Francisco

SUPERBOWL LIV

Baltimore Ravens
VS
San Francisco 49ers
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Ah yes, a rematch of that Superbowl we don't talk about here. What's at stake for both of these teams? Other than Lombardi ofc. For the Ravens it's going to be getting a potential dynasty started. An early Superbowl win could do wonders in creating the next insufferable pile of shit in this league. As for the 49ers it's obviously going for number 6 and tying the lead but this is really for Big Man Joe Staley. Joe is the heart and soul of this team, been with us since the good days of the Harbaugh era to the bad of Trent Balke. If anyone deserves a ring it's this man, and it's hard to imagine him coming back another year. But I'm gonna pick the Ravens, in part becausenof the jinx and because I don't want to get my hopes to high. I will either be proven right or pleasently surprised.

SUPERBOWL LIV
CHAMPIONS
BALTIMORE RAVENS​

 

Who will win? I will.

 

Been waiting for today for 5 years.

 

Just finished watching the 49ers game, I was quite behind so I finished it later, but no commercials so yay. Anyway, it was a heart attack free game (except when Jimmy G and Bosa where down but no major injuries today so yay?) I've needed a game like that for a while tbh.

 

Man, it would be pretty nice if the Ravens lost.

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Chill out Tennessee, I don't wanna be afraid of you too.

 

Dude, Baltimore looks like shit.

 

Derrick Henry can throw the ball too. Were all fucked, Titans winning the Superbowl

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Everything that can go wrong for Baltimore has.

 

Ok. Not that I don't enjoy this, but can Tennessee stop looking unbeatable?

 

Imma sleep reeeeeeeeeeally well tonight.

 

Titans are officially chads- took out Patriots and ravens

 

The Titans are my 2nd favorite team this year.