Meme - The Almighty Carpet

Since the beginning of our adventures, there has been a guide. A path that shows us the way. It helps us, no matter what quest we have embarked on. We know it has at least 16 forms, however no one truly knows if it has more, or if anyone has seen it's true form. We don't even know where it came from. All we know is that it helps us on nearly every one of our missions, and guides us forward, to the future.
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CARPET!

 

Is this a bad shitpost???

 

Is there such thing as a bad shitpost?

 

Two posts above you

 

Three post above you
Yes this is also a shitpost

 

I like that post more than what we usually see.

 

Ngl this true tho: when I see carpet in wynn, I follow even when it leads me to dark and scary places

 

what about the signs and arrows in sky island leading to Ahmsord? Those are also good guides!

 

as a former shitpost connoisseur, yes, there is such thing as a bad shitpost. shitposting is an artform, and while intentionally made to be of a rather shitty quality the irony is what allows a proper shitpost to be considered of a higher caliber. one that does not meet such standards is clearly a bad shitpost.

 

I believe you're mistaken, redsto- I mean blood trails are our most powerful guide

 

The carpet is leading you to its van...

 

oh no [player] is wearing air pod, he can't hear us...
ok even deader meme

 

Two posts below you

 

*nice*