Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Too bad its not for you.

I wish to play some mini golf.

 

Granted, the golf is too mini for you to handle, resulting in a mental breakdown.

I wish to taste the greatness that is Yorkshire tea.

 

Granted. You find that it tastes terrible, spitting it out in front of the many horrified people also trying the tea.

I wish for Minecraft never to die.

 

Granted, it outlives humanity, and eventually all conscious life exists inside a simulation of minecraft.

I wish for a bongo.

 

Granted.





I wish Moe didn’t lock “Look on the Bright Side”.

 

Granted, he locks last one to comment wins.

I wish I was courageous enough to directly confrotn people. xD

 

Granted.

To try this new ability you walk out of your greasy apartment, out into the fresh air and take a deep breath.

You see someone that you think is cute, and decide to ask them out on a date with your newfound courage.

You walk up to them, say:

“Hey, nice weather out today, isn’t it”

She looks at you weirdly

“Ye, it’s in the middle of summer”

You think to yourself

“Ah shit that was awkward, did the wish not work?”

But then, she asks:

“Hey, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and you look pretty cute...

Do you want to go out on a date with me?”

You think for a second before answering, “YES, oh thank god, the wish worked!”


15 years later you and her are married, have two kids and are expecting a third one.

You and your wife Mary are laying in bed. She is asleep while you are awake, thinking about your life choices. You wish that you never wished for the courage that you now have, since it has destroyed your life.

With the courage you have cheated on your wife over and over, something you wouldn’t have dreamed of before you got that courage, and you are taking more and more risks.

You realise that if your wife catches you, she will want to get a divorce, and you will probably never see her again, even though you love her.

You think about what to do next, but before you can come up with anything, YOUR WIFE TRANSFORMS INTO THE CORRUPTED EYE AND WRETCHES BEGIN CRAWLING OUT OF YOUR BED!!!

YOUR WIFE STARTS TO COMBO YOU, WITH YOUR SHITTY FLAMESHOT HILT BUILD THAT YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO UPDATE TO A BETTER VERSION!


Then you die, respawn in Lusuco and cry because it took 5 hours to find the Corrupted Eldritch Outlook key guardian.


THE END.

I wish for 5 glimmering coins and woodcutting 110.

 

Granted, but now you have even less of a life than you did already and a profession addiction. You begin nolifing wynncraft for the next few years and hit woodcutting 133, and your PC tries to save your (no) life by spontaneously combusting. You never get a new one.

I wish I didn’t die in HHIC earlier today

 

Granted, you die in HHIC tomorrow.

I wish for a diamond player in madden.

 

Granted, however they reset everyone’s game data when the next madden game comes out so people buy the new one.

I wish for CoD, FIFA, Pokemon, etc. to not be released yearly

 

Granted, they are now released every month.

I wish for a cat girlfriend.

 

Granted, you adopt a cat from the shelter, but it doesn't want to be your girlfriend, and runs away.

I wish that I become a best-selling author.

Haha jokes on you I play madden mobile and legacy team exists.

 

With granted, but you had to pay everyone to buy it so you have no money

I wish making the best theard ever

 

Granted, but no one knows what a theard is, and don't think its cool.

I wish for a pair of slippers.

 

Granted; granted, they cause you to slip when worn.

I wish for melatonin.

 

Granted, but you can NEVER wake up.

I wish for a Singularity

 

Wish granted. You accidentaly threw it on ground while teying to solo EO and lost it forever

 

Wish granted, you got nothing

I wish for a VR headset

 

Granted, it's cardboard cutout for your phone.

I wish for the amount of cacti I own to increase.

 

Wish granted. You now have so many cacti that they completely fill up your room.

I wish Void_Sky_Laar's dream of becoming a best selling artist came true.