Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Your reason was to spam and torment the Users of the forum, leading to your ban.

I wish Disney would stop making live-action remakes of their older movies.

 

Granted, Disney’s profits decrease

I wish the Eye was easier

 

Granted. To compensate, you now must run EO 50 times in order to proceed to the portal to Dern.

I wish people would stop bitching about being required to do EO in order to proceed to the portal to dern (It’s literally the final boss of the game for now, making it completely optional feels wrong)

 

Granted, people go back to complaining about lag.

I wish Inns were added.

 

Granted, they're purely decorative.

I wish assassin was buffed

 

Granted, they are buffed so much that they do infinite damage to any mob they attack and cannot be killed, even when using /kill

I wish we could figure out what’s on the other end of the Portal to Dern

 

Thank, time to play HHIC assassin

Granted. Its an endless expanse of void, cause no one built it yet. :/

I wish I still had all my items

 

Granted. You didn’t specify what they were though, so I interpret your wish as your items being 20 lv 1 uniques.

I wish people didn’t use clown emojis unironically (Before you lynch me, I know I use them, but only ironically, that’s the difference)

 

Granted but now clown emojis don’t exist
(Yes I tried to put the clown emoji in but it deleted itself)

I wish I had a life and this wasn’t the most entertaining thing for me to do.

 

Granted, but because of this you never discover wynncraft.

I wish I could find a fabled.

 

Granted, it's level 5 and has bad rolls.

I wish my burger weren't halloumi.

 

I actually have a Hardcore Iroman Craftsman mage that I'm playing. It's absolute misery. Did you know Craftsman prevents you from using store bought and mob-dropped potions since you didn't craft those yourself. Good thing I chose the only class with a heal spell.

Granted, instead it's a loaf of bread.

I wish for Armageddon.

 

Granted, it brings forth a fundamentalist christian paradise in which you are forced to participate.

I wish for the sauce.

 

Granted, it's the most disturbing and the worst sauce you have ever seen.

I wish for a better life.

 

Granted, you have to work hard to better it, but through that hard work it's guaranteed to get better.

I wish I hadn't slept for 14 hours today and missed my gym session.

 

Granted, you sleep during the gym session becuase you're tired, and get no exercise.

I wish that the San Francisco 49ers win Super Bowl 54.

 

Granted, they never win again.

I wish to experience actual love and not random high school crushes.

 

Granted. Your parents love you despite your flaws. <3

I wish everything wasn't blurry.

 

Granted. Your vision is now refined to a point directly in front of you, allowing you to see only that point in very sharp detail.

I wish for some pizza rolls.

 

Granted, but they're so hot that they burn off your tongue.

I wish for a celebration~