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Community Event Rank Giveaway Of A Decently Large Size

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by NamesAreHard, Dec 17, 2019.

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  1. by2011

    by2011 category creator VIP+

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    Rank: VIP hahahah earth build :sunglasses:

    How about we vote √x to be president? What a radical idea!

    But then again, I feel l ike 1/x is the more rational choice.
     
    by2011, Dec 17, 2019
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  2. Trekkie_Cow124

    Trekkie_Cow124 A Cow In Space CHAMPION

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    Dad joke: What do you call a detective crocodile? An investigator.
     
    Trekkie_Cow124, Dec 17, 2019
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  3. TheEpicCajun

    TheEpicCajun bee HERO

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    What did the accountant say to the person he just had sex with? You now have financial aids!
     
    TheEpicCajun, Dec 17, 2019
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  4. Point0_Seconds

    Point0_Seconds Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    you wanna hear a dirty joke?
    the horse fell in the mud
     
    Point0_Seconds, Dec 17, 2019
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  5. Wommby

    Wommby 2 galleons 1 lootrun CHAMPION

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    What kind of jokes does a carton of eggnog tell?
    Nog-nog jokes!
     
    Wommby, Dec 17, 2019
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  6. ferricles

    ferricles Rhyming is fun HERO

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    ferricles, Dec 17, 2019
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  7. Harknot

    Harknot Qira's secret lover VIP

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    Best dad's joke: Me.
     
    Harknot, Dec 17, 2019
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  8. CavemanJimbo

    CavemanJimbo What a lonely profile

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    Rank: I mean I want hero but I'll take any of them

    I took my son to a basketball game, and as we sat down he looked confused. He turned to me and said, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said would be on the court?"
     
    CavemanJimbo, Dec 17, 2019
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  9. MikAsk123

    MikAsk123 Buff Warrior

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    Any rank is fine

    What do the trees do when they go to a party?
    Nothing, they just leave(leaf)
     
    MikAsk123, Dec 17, 2019
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  10. xSkiing

    xSkiing ! VIP

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    I'm Happy with any rank
    Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
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    Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
     
    xSkiing, Dec 17, 2019
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  11. PixelatedCalvin

    PixelatedCalvin Well-Known Adventurer

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    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
     
    PixelatedCalvin, Dec 17, 2019
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  12. _TheRealJesus

    _TheRealJesus ._. HERO

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    How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
     
    _TheRealJesus, Dec 17, 2019
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  13. Mettymagic

    Mettymagic she/her HERO

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    everyone be stealin their dad jokes off the first google result but ill at least admit i found this one off reddit:
    "I always knock on the fridge before I open it. Just in case there's a salad dressing."
     
    Mettymagic, Dec 17, 2019
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  14. one_ood

    one_ood c lown VIP

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    Best dad joke: obligatory "hi hungry, i'm dad"

    The numbers 8, 1024, and 2 battled the numbers 7, 15, and 69. However, they could never win. I guess the odds were against them.
     
    one_ood, Dec 17, 2019
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  15. btdmaster

    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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    btdmaster, Dec 17, 2019
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  16. one_ood

    one_ood c lown VIP

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    haha funny number
     
    one_ood, Dec 17, 2019
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  17. btdmaster

    btdmaster Famous Adventurer VIP Item Team

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    6 9 hehe very noice numero
     
    btdmaster, Dec 17, 2019
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  18. syrun97

    syrun97 Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    any rank is fine
    why joke died?
    because it was dad joked.
     
    Last edited: Dec 17, 2019
    syrun97, Dec 17, 2019
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  19. TotalTelemetry

    TotalTelemetry Well-Known Adventurer

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    Hello!

    My IGN is TotalTelemetry.

    Rank: really any would do, but if you want me to specify, the highest, which ever that is. :)


    Best dad joke: this is the one that got me to loose a bad joke change...

    What’s brown and sticky?
    A stick.


    Bad right? :D

    And thank you for doing this for whoever wins!
     
    TotalTelemetry, Dec 17, 2019
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  20. DaveZombee

    DaveZombee -0-

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    rank: hero would be pretty neat but i'll take anything

    someone told me that people who sell meat are disgusting
    i told them people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer
     
    DaveZombee, Dec 17, 2019
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