Oculus Vs Oculism (battle Of The Ages)

Legend has spoken of the day when two Ocul's would cross paths. They would make weird meme comments just before beginning their brutal, brutal battle.

A battle that would destroy the universe.

A battle that would decide who the superior Ocul was of the two.

One was named Oculus. He was renowned across the nation for being stuck in a cage and having stale orange juice spilled on him. They called him a hero. A celebrity. If you saw him in game, you would know who he was, not just because of the orange tag, but because he was Oculus. Everyone loves Oculus, right?

One is named Oculism. His life was torture, always being confused for Oculus, and living in his shadow. Every day, people would walk by him and say "omg weren't you a wynncraft mod"? Oculism never wanted to be an OJ chugger, he just wanted to kidnap people who chug OJ. He yearned to be free from the curse of Oculus being viewed as superior for the longest time. he also is a pvp sweat.

After a month of Oculism being blueballed by Oculus being busy with schoolwork, they met.

in game. on hypixel....

And they dueled.



In the end.. one of them came out victorious..

And was crowned superior....




i won lol







1 like = 1 f

 

OJ cult decimated. but more importantly Imagine being a pvp tryhard against some rando mod

 

Oculus cooler cause he got the sweet orange tag no cap

 

i had to stay in character bro

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you fool

i am superior

the video is proof

 

OJ team, Oculus is superior Ocul :')

 

Wait. It says Oculism_ won the rematch. I SMELL CHEATING!

 

i won all 6 matches we did

 

Lol. Are u really that good?!?

 

i am the superior one. i have bested him in combat and as such have asserted my dominance

ahem.

yes.

 

Hitler also thought he was superior and he’s dead

 

A vote then... democracy not violence! Unless you're too scared? ;o

 

propaganda

 

Wait, sorry, I thought you guys were the same person...?

 

...

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I’m a penguin. Oculus is a ghost with a beard. Do you realize how much paperwork it would take to set up something like that? First of all, there’s gonna be a lot of lawmaking processes to get penguins and ghosts able to even perform in any governmental vote. Then, there’s gonna be that lengthy process in which they have to set up new laws and rights for penguins and ghosts alike, as well as making edits to the Amendments to allow things other than people to be the candidates for a democratic vote. Finally, there’s at least a 6 month run span in which we both have to campaign to gather votes. Is it really worth all that trouble? The laws of nature are much more efficient for the both of us.

I am not in the least scared, but I am looking in the best interests for both Oculus’s and my mental and emotional health.

TL;DR the ancient prophecies have more weighing than democratic vote. they’re ancient prophecies for a reason.

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Hitler shot himself.

Besides, Hitler, unlike me, was drowned in some fantasy that his race was superior to everyone else, and wanted to exercise that superiority on the rest of the world. He had nothing to back up that philosophy. The Jews just wanted to live.

I, on the other hand, have been the subject of an ancient legend that has been passed down through the generations, with no guarantee that I would be the superior Ocul. Of course, we both wished to be superior, but when the prophecy came to pass, and it was time for our skill to show, I had outmatched him, showing that I was the superior Ocul.

Me and Oculus were both competing for our own superiority over one another since the beginning. This was prophecy that we both believed in and wished to see foretold.

 

How far you’ve fallen
Into your despair
Down, Oculism
Such ego is rare

 

Everything is pretty epic and all but... Why Oculism is not a mod anymore?

 

Wow this is actually the best shitpost I have seen in a while. Nice.

 

;-;

 

No he aint, he’s still in those catacombs below your school.

 

Don’t worry, your shitposts are on a whole other level.