Media [satire] 1.19 Spell Change Log And More

Mage/Dark Wizard:

Main Attack:
- your face no longer shoot particles

Heal:
- Pulse effect is changed so you are better off cast multiple heal spell if you want to get back to full hp quickly.

Teleport:
- We made it so if you are teleporting around Skyisland, you might fall off the edge because you forgot to shift.
- Blind got nerfed, most people don't know you can blind mobs while teleporting anyway.
- You can now telefrag more effectively than before.
Meteor:
- Meteor now hit harder than your abusive dad and the ground burn hotter than your roast.

Ice Snake:
- Mage ice snek spam was too obnoxious in pvp so we nerfed it.
- But now it is extra cold.


Archer/Hunter:

Main Attack:
- Instead of shooting arrow, we buffed archer so now you can shoot tree trunks.

Arrow Storm:
- We nerfed the damage so now the ability should be renamed to arrow tickle.

Escape:
- since most players don't look upward in video game, this makes them blind to your current location

Arrow Bomb:
- Is not like anyone noticed that mobs are supposed to jump when you bomb them in the first place, but now they can jump dodge your bomb.
- We nerfed "skill" bombing.

Arrow Shield:
- We don't want to encourage kamikaze archer player style so we nerfed the damage
- Upon hit, you can yeet your enemies away from you.
- We made it so arrow shield can disappoint you 3 more times than before
- Since 99.99999% of the arrow from arrow rain never hit the side of the barn, we made it more consistently miss more.
- Arrow rain now does more damage to make up the fact it will never hit anything anyway.
- you can now yeet your shield further
- Our GM really liked agility build so we made the conversion air instead.




Warrior/Knight:

Bash:
- Bash now slow enemies

Charge:
- Smash upgrade has been added to the main default spell
- We buffed smash and stole the name from the Overwatch passive ability.

Uppercut:
- You can yeet mobs less now.
- You can yeet yourself and the mobs now.
- You can uppercut harder now
- Elemental conversion changed to:
1st hit: 20% earth, 10% thunder
2nd hit: 40% thunder
3rd hit: 20% thunder
to indirectly buff Tcrack




Assassin/Ninja:

Spin Attack:
- You spin less now
- Element conversion changed to:
1st tier: 15% thunder
2nd tier: 20% thunder
3rd tier: 25% thunder
to nerf cata.

Vanish:
- Now it cost less for your dad to vanish on you.
- You can run but you can't hide forever now.
- We encourage cowardly playstyle so now you do more damage while in vanish.

Multihit:
- you yeet your enemies less now
- Used to deal 30% damage per hit, now deals 27% damage per hit
- Cost less mana so you can use the rest of the mana to hide yourself cowardly
- more water conversion so it indirectly buff nirvana

 

Yeah, the throwing up thing is most definitely a nerf.
It seems kind of annoying, and I hope they change it.

I don't want to cast judgment on it until I try it, however, so I suppose we shall see.