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Media Grook Documentary + Grook Soup Guide

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by puttey, Oct 30, 2019.

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Will you prepare for the Grook apocalypse?

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  1. puttey

    puttey no McConnel dont kill me VIP+

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    What is up My Nerds!

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    You may have seen my documentary and poem in May this year, voiced over by @pogge5. However, he didn't want to voice over my new documentary, so instead my good friend @Wind2048 will be narrating this documentary!



    TL;DR

    Grooks are spying on the people of Wynncraft. They gather information about how the players act, behave and communicate. Grooks are AI Bots who are trying to incase the server. Grian says that it’s a random creation but I believe they keep him hostage at his own home. The Grooks needs to be eliminated before they eliminate us, This is our only hope to survive the Grook apocalypse which will happen in 1.19.

    How to cook grook soup:
    1. Go to Detlas and kill grooks until you get grook feathers
    2. Go to Dave and force him to give you his fucking hot grook
    3. Force Dave to cook his fucking hot grook
    4. Go to Salted and ask him to cheat in mushroom stew
    5. Use photoshop and put the cooked grook on the mushroom stew
    6. ???
    7. Profit

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    Thank you for watching :)

    Wind2048 sounds like David Attenborough

    Help Snerp keeps me in a closet in Spain

    This is sarcasm for those who have no friends
     
    puttey, Oct 30, 2019
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    __Excel i like cats VIP+

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    Em this is... interesting....

    btw im not sure you noticed but they video goes on for like 2 minutes with no video/voice, just the music until it ends.
     
    __Excel, Oct 30, 2019
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  3. Wind2048

    Wind2048 what am i doing with my life HERO

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    Wind2048, Oct 30, 2019
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    Dream Hero of the lost atoll Staff Member Moderator

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    r/TIL worthy material. Never knew there was so much information about Grooks.

    Also great naration and the soup tastes nice

    EDIT: to add to this; here's a great meme that came to mind when watching the video:

    "Number 15, grook soup, The last thing you want in you soup is some grook feet but as it turns out that might be what you get. A wynncraft forum poster uploaded a video under the name of @GeneralPutte to this site showcasing some grook feet in a bowl of soup, with the statement: "This is the xp foods you eat while abusing Corrupted dungeons". He made it known the feet were well cooked. But that's even worse!"
     
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  5. YYGAYMER

    YYGAYMER reeeee FW FW Media HIC Master Featured Wynncraftian

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    They already started acting..
    There's some grooks in Light Forest which ACTUALLY KILL US
     
    YYGAYMER, Oct 30, 2019
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  6. puttey

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    We need to bring KFC to Wynncraft to end this apocalypse
     
    puttey, Oct 30, 2019
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    Druser ele defs don't matter HERO Featured Wynncraftian

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    Incoming new quest Order of the Grook...
     
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    puttey no McConnel dont kill me VIP+

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    Grian is still held hostage at his house shuld we do something or nah?
     
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  9. Wind2048

    Wind2048 what am i doing with my life HERO

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    I say we fight grooks with grooks, train our own spy grooks to spy on the spy grooks :o
     
    Wind2048, Oct 30, 2019
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    Use Shaman to fight Grook with Grook
     
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    wish I eat pizza upside down HERO

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    This is probably the funniest thread I've read in the last 2 years.

    How is a mod participating in this insidious blasphemy? @Wind2048
     
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    Dream Hero of the lost atoll Staff Member Moderator

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    some grook on grook action

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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Fools! Any blunt action against the Grooks will summon their allies, the Chickens! We need to operate in the shadows.
     
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    BqwaOLD Famous Adventurer

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    Chickens are a myth, just like my friends.
     
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    puttey no McConnel dont kill me VIP+

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    Call BRIS they help people who are bullied or have no friends. Ive used it for 4 years now.
     
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    BqwaOLD Famous Adventurer

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    Still nothing? I tried to talk to a psychiatrist about it but they ended up commiting due to the story.
     
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Little known fact: all psychiatrists are Grooks
    You've been warned.
     
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  18. Wind2048

    Wind2048 what am i doing with my life HERO

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    One word - boredom.

    And I thought this would be great, and it is haha
     
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    wish I eat pizza upside down HERO

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    All government officials and law enforcement are Grooks too
     
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  20. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    I hear Salted is secretly a Grook
    Shh...
     
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