Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You wasted it on a functioning forum.

I wish for a better undergrad program.

 

Granted, it is now an overgrad program.

I wish for rainfall.

 

Granted. You have been teleported to London, and the rain NEVER stops.

I wish for a cool new Wybel design.

 

Granted, it's frozen. The wybel is frozen, it doesn't move.

Also, london's 583 mm a year, while we have 653 mm a year. Don't know what you're complaining about.

I wish we still had snowfall where I live.

 

Granted, it snows for hours on end, leaving more than 5 ft of snow at a time.

I wish snow all fell at once instead of like snowflakes.

 

Granted. Snow now falls as a giant sheet, similar to a lead brick, and destroys everything in its path.

I wish for buffed Snail Armor.

 

Granted, they then nerf it by giving it -400% walkspeed.

I wish for someone to put me to sleep.

 

Granted. Someone spikes your water on the day of your interview with a famous company. You miss it and gain a bad reputation.


I wish I had the time to do my work.

 

granted. you no longer have time for anything else.

i wish i had prehensile toes

 

Granted, but you've used up all of your skill points on your toes, and now your fingers don't work.

I wish I could beat the enderdragon in real life

 

Granted. You do, but it kills everyone else before you do
I wish I knew what to wish for

 

Granted. You wasted your wish on wishing for a wish.

I wish someone would help me find a cooler Minecraft skin.

 

Granted, but it's Sans.

I wish to stop leaving Wynn and coming back and leaving again.

 

Granted, you just pernamently leave.

I wish I kept playing wynn

 

Wish granted. You become unable to do anything but Wynncraft.

I wish for someone to reply to the post above mine instead.

 

Granted, the person who replies gets banned.

I wish for the Silent Expanse update to come sooner

 

Granted, it comes out tomorrow, except there are so many problems Wynncraft has to shutdown.

I wish I didn't have to deal with scraping ice off my car every morning.

 

Granted, all ice disappears from reality including ones in video games. The spycicle ceases to exsist and now you are getting dominated by pyro mains.

I wish that people on your work would post more build threads.

 

Granted. It's filled with newbie builders showing off dirt and sponge huts.

I wish I stopped placing my minecraft creations on infinite hiatus

 

Granted, you delete them all.

I wish I had time.