Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. It really sucks
I wish for death

 

Granted, it comes upon your most beloved human being.

I wish I had a way to make sure I decide to go to bed at a reasonable time.

 

Granted. You now have an alarm that loudly goes off wherever you are, whenever you even so much as lower your head from tiredness, and only turns off when you fall asleep. (Others can hear it as well.)

I wish I could fast travel across the map without going to a port or using soul points.

 

Granted, but you get banned for hacks.

I wish real life had fast travel

 

Wish granted, but like every thing cool in real life it's only available to the top 1%

I wish I was in the top 1% ;o

 

Wish granted, but communists have taken over your country and are hunting the bourgeoisie, including the top 1%.

I wish for Salted to recognize me as Veteran since I had VIP on my first MC account.

 

Granted, but no one else recognizes it. It's an unofficial title.

I wish Wynncraft had less grind.

 

Wish Granted, there is also less wynncraft (just ragni and nothing else!)

I wish for a friend.

 

Granted. He betrays you
I wish for world peace (not PIECE, PEACE)

 

Not gonna look through 207 pages of wished "granted", but I'm only imagining someone refenced This reddit post.
also

Granted. World peace has successfully been achieved on planet Krypton. Sadly, its blown up.
I wish for the next person's wish to be 100% achieved the way they intended.

 

Time to reference that, now that I know its a thing.

Wish granted, but it ends the game.

I wish for this thread to be permamently locked. @Admins

 

Wish granted, but all the mods are in salteds basement so its won't happen for some years.

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I wish for eternal life

 

Granted. You wasted it on this granting.

I wish for the person granting this wish to type the entire lyric of "FUCK BEES"

 

Granted: the entire lyric of "FUCK BEES"

I wish for my Hogwarts acceptance letter to finally arrive.

 

Granted. You've been denied

I wish for this wish to not be granted

 

Wish

I wish I had glow stick joints (if you pop one Ex knuckle it will glow for like 30 minutes or so)

 

granted. they are toxic and you die.

i wish for an infinitely extendable spine.

 

Granted, you now feed on leaves.

I wish for a single functioning whiteboard pen.

 

Granted. You no longer have a functioning whiteboard
I wish for something to wish