Guide The Siege Engines!

everyone, I regret to inform you that I have uncovered a massive conspiracy.

Those slimy gavel villagers have been planning something for far too long, and I have uncovered it !

It all started when I was going around Gavel, as you do. I walked around the canyon of the lost, not using any proper routes or roads and just escape spamming across the valleys. Until i came across an insane villager.

Using my stinger build that I made by shaving off a floating kitten’s fur, I easily defeated this villager in combat... and it dropped this!



An argumentative sheet? They must have the schools in on this too! How does Wynn not know about this????

I investigated more. I went to the internet and found a picture of a siege engine:



Look at that horrible monstrosity! It literally screams global domination? What could those gavel-comers want something like that for ????

Well I KNOW! Those slimy villagers are planning to destroy our kingdoms, our beautiful citadels and take all of our money for taxes! They will rip down our walls with their big siege engines, and use their fancy magic and electricity to defeat us!!! And with that, our freedom will be taken away! Our freedom to be murdered by zombies and big scary people from dern!

This cannot stand! Wake up, sheeple! We must fight back! Go to gavel, and protest this catastrophe before it happens!!! those slimy villagers won’t get their hands on our mythics !!!!!!!!!

#resistthesiegeengines

 

slimy villagers sound kinda... idk.... enticing? disgusting? weird?

 

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Guys i think they might be working with the dwarves. They have siege engines in their armory. Dont worry tho, i destroyed them already.

 

they are not actually slimy, they are slimy in their behavior, which is untrustworthy and evil

 

Those slimy villagers stole my family! Look at them, they're clearly evil!

Even without their siege engines they pose a danger to functioning human society!

 

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