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I Want A Minecraft Girlfriend Give Me Some Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by OacKrulcifer, Sep 17, 2019.

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  1. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    Hi this is a joke but i still want the pickup lines xD please :D
     
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    3: farlands pumpkin farlands pumpkin HERO

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    hey baby, are you a dumbbell, cause ur heavy and dumb
     
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  3. MegidoGamerGod

    MegidoGamerGod megido >gamer< god GM CHAMPION

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    i love you
     
  4. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    love it will use
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    you can do better ;)
     
  5. MegidoGamerGod

    MegidoGamerGod megido >gamer< god GM CHAMPION

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    i love you very much
     
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  6. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    PERFECT
     
  7. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Are you Minecraft Story Mode? Because YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL
     
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  8. BqwaOLD

    BqwaOLD Famous Adventurer

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  9. Triactic

    Triactic Below average IQ VIP+

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    Bitch you hotter than minecraft lava block
     
  10. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    how much
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    perfect
     
  11. BqwaOLD

    BqwaOLD Famous Adventurer

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    Enough to break the ice.
     
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  12. corpe

    corpe toilet clogger ♪ Music CMD CHAMPION

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    yo girl u got a pickaxe because you mine
     
  13. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    damn 10/10
     
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  14. MegidoGamerGod

    MegidoGamerGod megido >gamer< god GM CHAMPION

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    thx babe
     
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  15. Ghastkilla

    Ghastkilla Professional Grape HERO

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    hey girl, unlimited gem glitch 100% free COC 2014
     
  16. OacKrulcifer

    OacKrulcifer Skilled Adventurer

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    the best one so far
     
  17. Violet Knight

    Violet Knight Aspiring front-end developer HERO

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    Girl are you an ice block? 'Cause I wanna use my Silk Touch on you

    Girl are you an enderman? 'Cause staring at you should be illegal

    Girl are you a slime block? 'Cause you attract everyone of us (except tile entities and some other unpushable blocks)

    Girl are you water? 'Cause I'm concrete powder and I become solid when I touch you

    Girl are you spider jockey? 'Cause this spider needs to be ridden

    Girl are you a farmland block? 'Cause I wanna plant a bunch of seeds right there

    I'm gonna get banned for this
     
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  18. 13threemc

    13threemc vote kanye 2020 CHAMPION

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    Hey gurl, are you a parking ticket, because i picked you up on the street and now i can't afford to pay you.
     
  19. ShiningEmmy

    ShiningEmmy The Almighty Almuj Demon of the North.

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    Do you like chicken nuggets? Because i really do and i are, in fact more concerned with chicken nuggets then my live and/or social life.
     
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