Last Person To Comment Wins!

Very very mildly paraphrased then?


Although it'd hardly pass any plagiarism test, so ain't it that as well?

 

>.>
I vote we revoke @FallenAngel certificate of completion and evict them from this academy.

 

Ay

 

Ayx2

 

"The Ayes have it!"

 

3/2 we win!

 

It appears I have won. I shall now give my victory speech.

Yes, getting the last comment was hard. But it was a challenge I knew I had to face. And I'm glad I did. I can see how my life has improved so much, I went from a nobody to a somebody. I had nothing, now I have every every thing. The very things I hoped and dreamed about are now here. But I couldn't have done it alone and I owe much of my success to those in my life. Firstly I would like to thank my parents, for teaching me to read and well that is where it ends for them. I would like to thank the education system for teaching me to write (poorly) so I can do things like this. I would like to thank the Internet for existing in a way I can communicate. I would like to thank wynncraft forums for being a gathering place for internet people. and lastly I would like to thank myself for giving me a purpose and some one to be better than, because I am the last comment and I have defeated your title of last commenter. This title means very much to me, and it is a great honor to be last commenter. I will cherish this victory forever, thank you all for making this possible. I hope to never let any of you down. And I hope by being the last comment I can not only improve my life but make the world a better place as a way to repay the world for helping me get this far. Thank you.

 

3 people won, why wasn't I included in the winning speech? :C

 

Because I have undergone mitosis, thus kicking you out of the winning trio

 

You weren't mentioned either. >:T

Spoiler: Mitosis

 

Isnt that the person who made the iphonre thing

 

*puts straw in pink starbucks tea* *swishes tea around* *takes a big ass gulp* tAAAAH! HERE'S *tap tap* THE MOTHERFUCKING *tap tap* TEA! So I wear glasses, right? *knocks glasses from head down on to face, then pushes them back up* And uh you know shoutout to all my other glasses users, we stan a blind bitch! But the other day I saw my friend just recently starting to wear glasses. And I was like aww they look really cute and adorable on her they really suit her! So I asked her "Are you nearsighted or farsighted?" and I basically just wanted to know what her prescription was because she had never worn glasses before. But then the weirdest thing is, she tells me "Oh I don't actually need glasses, I just really like wearing them." And my first thought is, ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I NEED GLASSES TO SEE! I NEED GLASSES FOR EYESIGHT! And you're over here like *in a mocking tone* "Oh I think they're really cute." And I'm like okay yeah they can be, but like, glasses are not an accessory! They get dirty, they're inconvenient, and honestly, I don't like them on my face!

 

Yes. Suprised you remember. xd

*double taps*

 

*taps doubly*

 

*tapping twice*

 

Roses are red, guns activate with a trigger


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can I win now?

 

I can’t allow that

 

Same

 

That makes two of us!