Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, all illness that you risk catching is transferred to those around you.

I wish I was more organized.

 

Granted, you're harvested for your organs.

I wish to feel determination.

 

Granted, you're now Frisk.

I wish for a dog.

 

Granted, it hates you mortally.

I wish for one more week of summer

 

Granted, it’s so hot you can’t enjoy it.

I wish the world would stop burning.

 

Granted, the world freezes over.

I wish school was fun.

 

Granted, parts of the world freeze instead, which is arguably worse.

I wish for the USA to get its shit together with guns and shit

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ninjaed .-.

 

Granted, you don’t learn anything and need to redo years multiple times.

I wish mass shootings stopped.

 

Granted. Instead, we have bomb threats (which turn out to be more than just threats)

I wish for everyone to get along and be friends~

 

Granted, everyone has a huge falling-out and the world reverts to the way it is today.

I wish for some fresh mozzarella.

 

Granted, a slab of fresh mozzarella is dropped on top of you, crushing you in the process.

I wish I had the conviction and energy to be an activist about my political views.

 

Granted, it's the smallest amount of conviction and energy that you could possibly imagine and your opinion goes completely unnoticed by everyone.

I wish to be better at baking.

 

Granted, you are now highly skilled at baking your hands.

I wish I knew how to cook stuff other than microwaveable pizzas

 

Granted. You can no longer cook any pizza ever, however your casseroles are delicious.
I wish for a bit of lint

 

Granted. It’s in your right lung.
I wish I could be active

 

Granted. Compared to Arch, you're more active.

I wish I knew why everyone left suddenly and start showing back up in September.

 

Granted. But the information is horrifying and you get traumatized.
I wish I wasn’t broke.

 

Granted, but now people are trying to take advantage of you for your money.
I wish I could live a quiet life.

 

Granted. Ur deaf.
i wish I could be good at writting.

 

Wish granted you become a famous writer then find yourself in a contract to write only children's books... (I think this would be evil, like worse than prison, being forced to write children's books)

I wish I'll never need to write a children's book.