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I suffocated a clownfish by making it levitate on my head as a hat

 

that's just wack

 

^narrating a tennis match

 

*High serve**Wack**Wack**Wack**Wack**Wack**Wack**Wack**Wack**Powerful wack**Score*

 

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ging is a central part of Canadian culture

 

How tf do we chain this

 

sort of sentence i mean its

 

kinda self-intuitive? I guess I'll learn

 

A long time ago, in a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds.
The birds had no names, but creatures in the forest called them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Little Bird.
Everyone lived freely and happily together in the forest in peace. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone, so creatures from outside can come and visit to have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was nothing. He wanted to come into the forest, but the birds didn’t let him because they found him suspicious. The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left.
“Tragedies will come to this forest soon. It will be tainted with sins and evil, and fights will never stop. Tragedies will stop once a terrible monster devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon you no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
The birds became worried because of this prophecy. What if fights never stop, and a terrible monster devours everything as he said? The birds decided to become sentinels of the forest. They loved this forest, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in it and keep the peace.
Big Bird, with his many eyes, watched over the forest to seek trespassers. Big Bird’s eyes can see very far, and things we can’t see. Then somebody said, “But what should we do if the monster comes in a night when everyone’s asleep?”. Big Bird became worried, so he burned all of his feathers to make an everlasting lantern. Now, creatures in the forest were under Big Bird’s watch day and night.
Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird’s scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just. Then somebody said, “But what should we do if the scales don’t tip to any direction?”. Long Bird became worried, so he made scales that tip to only one direction so he can get the result under any situation.
Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it painful!”. Little Bird became worried, so he split his mouth to make it big enough to devour any creature in one bite.
No one wanted visit the forest anymore. Bad rumors about the forest started spreading outside. “Whoever enters that forest ends up in a terrible situation!” “No creature is free because Big Bird is watching them all the time.” “Long Bird’s scales are not fair at all.” “Little Bird’s punishment is so scary.”
The birds were angry. Why would they spread rumors like that when they were working hard to protect the forest?
Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and the birds worked even harder to make the forest peaceful again.
“This forest is too big and wide to protect with only three of us.”
“But there is no creature who can protect this forest but us.”
“If we can merge our strength together, we might become stronger.”
The day when Big Bird’s eyes that can see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who can judge any sin, and Little Bird’s mouth that can devour everything merged together, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in fear at the sight of the bird, the forest fell into chaos soon.
In chaotic cries of fear, somebody shouted.
“It’s the monster! Big terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!”
Monster? Three birds, now as one, looked around to find the monster but couldn’t find it. The bird started looking for the monster, wandering the forest. It’s dangerous if the monster is in the forest.
But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no monster. All that is left is just a bird, and the black forest.
Only cold, dark night continued from then.
Rumors say, there is a terrible monster in the black forest where no one lives……"

 

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