War Of Provinces [dead]

"Can we do it for 1?" I show the badge of honor

 

I instruct my men to start digging while I head back to the market to look for cheap sacks on sale to carry the sand in.

 

Prepare my army for battle.

 

"Oh! Yes, surely, commander."

A drowsy girl tries to yell out every word she can to sell her leather sacks.

"Sacks, sacks! Get your sacks here!.." The girl then falls asleep on the counter.

You do so.

"Alright, commander Tsu, now that our armies are in formation, we shall prepare the trebuchet." The commander turns around and calls to the men in charge of the trebuchet--who are sleeping. "Trebuchet! The trebuchet! I didn't hire you to sleep!!"

The trebuchet managers wake with a start and start pulling the rope.

"Faster, faster! We need to do this before the villagers hear--which I believe will be coming out any moment because of your laziness! It's not even a 90 kilogram weight that you're throwing 300 meters!" The men try to pull harder, but the weight of the stone ball is too great.

"I apologize, Tsu, but it seems we may have to postpone the attack just slightly because of these lazy asses. Oh--do pardon my language. I believe the scouts that Bucie probably has noted us and they will prepare a counter-attack. Please make sure that no armed man exits the wall."

 

What if I helped them pull the trebuchet? >.>

 

"Thanks" i pay the emerald and head to the room to rest and recover

 

I walk over to the girl and tap her shoulder lightly to try to wake her up.
"I heard you were selling sacks?" I ask.

 

Sure.

But do you really want to, though?

"Thanks for coming to our tavern."

You rest at the room you paid for and take a long, hearty nap. The rest refreshes you from a day filled with adventure. (+4 HP)

Blue Battle Sage has 15/38 HP, 84.2 AS, and 29e.

Suddenly, the girl flings her arms up in the air, accidentally hitting you in the face, and starts shouting in a drowsy voice, "Seventy percent! Off..." The girl then notices you, eyes wide in shock.

"Oh! Are you a... an actual customer? Um... we've never had no customers in three months... uh..." The girl begins muttering something under her voice. "Right! Sacks, only... yuhhh... 936,000 liquid emeralds! No... that ain't right... two! Two emeralds. For ten sacks here. Yes, ten for two. No! Two for ten, two for ten." Then the girl nods off into sleep again.

 

I'll head over to the guy who had the galsses shop in cinfras

 

How long to pull back, and how long til lenemy army gets here?

 

I place two emeralds on the counter and reach for the sacks.

 

Optometrist?

There isn't a huge army, so it wouldn't take very long to retreat.

You don't know yet.

You quietly take out two emeralds and place them on the counter. You reach for the sacks behind the girl and manage to retrieve ten, as the girl offered.

Robert has 20/25 HP and 45 AS, and 3e, and has acquired 10x Leather Sack.

 

Sure? I have no idea what that means

 

Optician* lol (according to wiki)

You head over to a family-run optometry chain named Ollie's Optometry. An old man greets you inside the small office.

"Hello, sir, I am Dr. Oliver. May I help you with anything?"

 

"I require a special type of sight to get into the realm of light, at least that's what the holy spirit of light told me"

 

*how long to pull back the trebuche and use it

 

"Oh! Like my very great-grandfather--the one who founded this place--did for many soldiers and adventurers like you. Hmm... Clearsight Spectacles are what you are looking for, yes?"

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6 arms are better than 4, and you have built up muscles after your self-training, so the three of you can probably pull the trebuchet's rope down in about a minute.

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@H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y yes I know I've been nagging you with tags forever but another player has requested to join and I might... ask you to leave the game...

 

If we're at least a kilometer or so away, I help them pull the trebuche.
Otherwise, have the assassins hide behind cover (so we look to have a smaller army). As soon as we see the enemy army, warriors warscream, archers arrowbomb, mages meteor and assassins will vanish.
Assassins and archers will clean up any stragglers.

 

"Probably, I'm not an expert in these things"

 

Oh sorry forgot about this game cus amp, sure i will leave