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Force feed Gamer Girl bath water (Including the bottle itself) down Finlok's throat.

 

I force Lothar to eat meat poisoned with Botulinum Toxin Type H.

 

Bump 10 char

 

Guess so

 

I feel like when this thread dies, followers won't be able to bring it back & they'll have it necroed because they probably already did an attack/item search

 

free bump!

 

The boss is going to heal for full at this rate lol

 

time to fullheal all the bosses

Spoiler: Full Heal

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nb4 he was waiting for this for him to come back

 

@Luigi McDingle
you haven't forgotten about this right?

why do i feel like he has lol

 

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you guys full healed the boss anyways sooooooooooooooo
@Luigi McDingle come back and full heal the boss. >.>

 

NOTICE - PLEASE READ
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I was forced to take an unannounced leave from both the Wynncraft Forums and the Kill the Boss Forums. I am very sorry for the delay, and I'll try to make sure this doesn't happen again. The game should kick up full speed once again after this Attack Turn, which I am writing now. I am sorry for the inconvenience and I thank you for understanding.

 

THANK YOU

 

you're welcome

 

Welcome back! :D

 

Thonk

 

epic

 

The Sampo gets to work, weaving together strands of gold into a small coin. On one side is engraved a top hat.
Hint Coin - When flipped, provides a hint to the completion of the Quest of the user's choice.

Tealybot-Y MK II tosses some fire at Lothar, dealing 25 damage!

The Knights of the Round Table surround Lothar and attack for 20 damage!

Finlok takes 20 damage from burning!

The Explosive Automaton stops to pet a cat before launching two missiles. They home in on their targets and deal 60 damage to Finlok and Vicura!

You lie down and take a nap. You have a dream... You're standing in a dark land of fire and lava, watching from afar as a tall, handsome man sits upon an extravagant throne made of dark metal. Six people and a small, winged beast emerge from the shadows before him. The man on the throne appears to say something, but you can't make out what it is. He points to each of the people in front of him one by one. Six of them disappear at once, but the seventh walks off. You wake up sweating.

You cuddle with the body pillow like your life depends on it. Gradually, an image of your soon-to-be waifu ally forms on the case from the feet up. When the image is complete, it springs from the pillow in full form, nods at you, and takes a battle-ready stance. Remilia Scarlet is here.
Damage: 30-60
Attack Turns: 4
Target: Random
Bonus: Lengthens a random DPAT effect by 1 Attack Turn upon dealing 60 damage

Driving away from your Zombie XP farm in sadness because Lothar refused to eat you, you stop your car in a dent on the highway and get out. You walk a short distance to find the river Thames and decide to swim down it, eventually coming to a Siberian town. You look around and find a house marked with the name "Yahya." Inside is a box of tea. You drink as much as you can. Your stomach now in pain, you lift up the box. Underneath is a trap door that opens by itself to reveal a ladder leading into the dark underground. You climb down and find... A zombie XP farm. The cycle continues. You go through the trap door more times than you can count. Eventually, when you are an old man on the brink of passing, the door changes. The ladder is longer now. It leads to a cave with two things inside: A time machine that allows you to travel back to before this cruel loop started, as well as a pancake-sized silver disc with a high relief of the Ouroboros on both sides.
Recursion Amulet - When used, reverses the effects of Stale Moves for the rest of the Attack Turn, making repetitive attacks deal more damage.

Your various animal pets deal 50 damage!

i don't know what that's from and the closest thing ive found is war cry from diablo 3 which generates fury for the barbarian so im just gonna like
You cry some war, invigorating your allies! One of the next two attacks will deal 1.5x damage!

The safe doesn't budge. Looks like solving the puzzle is the only way to open it...

@seeksery's War Cry empowers you, and you charge Lothar with a punch to the stomach, denting his armor and dealing 30 damage!

Finlok is disgusted by the water and chokes on the bottle, taking 10 damage! He continues choking. Looks like someone's going to miss an Ability to save him...

Lothar, somehow still trusting the food you people keep giving him, attempts to take a bit out of the meat, but it decays and falls apart before it reaches his mouth. Looks like you used too much poison...

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 275
Lothar: 75
Finlok: 90
Vicura: 110
Aliza: 0

ITEM ACQUIRED - Hint Coin
ITEM ACQUIRED - Recursion Amulet

DPAT
Effect (Damage/Turns Target) - Bonus effect
Tealybot-Y MK II (25/1 Random)
Knights of the Round Table (20/1 Lothar)
Burn (20/3 Finlok)
Explosive Automaton (50-60/2 Random) - Attacks two targets
Remilia Scarlet (30-60/4 Random) - Extends random DPAT effect upon dealing 60 damage

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! "Dat DPS Doe" - 5 DPAT effects active at once!

NOTES: We should be back on track now! You may have noticed that the Bosses weren't healed. That's because rule 8 was a stupid rule, so now it's gone.

UPDATE!
-Removed rule 6 (If your "attacks" consistently do nothing to progress the battle or if I think you're just role-playing instead of actually playing the game, I will refuse to respond to your actions) and rule 8 (Any bumps or messages along the lines of "dead game" or "did you forget about the game?" will heal the Boss for 20 HP). Rule 7 is now rule 6.
-Fixed up "The Story So Far" section, adding detail and such
-Added information on cooperation to How to Play -> Advanced
-Added bonus effects to DPAT lists
-Changed the "Anti-Magic Tome" item's effect

 

:thinking:
I have no idea what any of this means. .-.
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Sell my soul to the devil. :L

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We'll use this next round, everyone get things that buff next round's attacks?

 

I punch Aliza with the fist of my mech radiation via portal like a jack in a box