M E M E The Items

Hello bodacious beautiful people,

Lysis here marking the end of an era since items are getting reworked so hard, items from vanilla Minecraft will be affected.

Today is a sad day for us all as we mourn the deaths of many of our beloved favorite endgame items. We shall mark this dire occasion by making jokes on some of the endgame items we know and love...

Disclaimer: This is merely a joke. It is not meant to smear dirt on the content team in any way. Not every joke is centered around the future changes.

First up, the beloved Steamjet. God damn this thing is getting gutted, but its ok... Because it'll forever live in our hearts...


Next up, our favorite skill point booster Blue Mask. We all know this thing is going to be bombed harder than Pearl Harbor.


Next on the list is Strati, we all know and love this item. Who knows what will happen to it? What will be the implications to the economy???


Apparently skill points requirements will be increased to discourage dual wielding or something. So... may I present, the new, the improved: Black.


It's your favorite no spell, all melee tier stacking motherfucker. It's so gimmicky I thought it was a mythic. My bad.


Where would we be without Intensity... our favorite thing to blatantly slap on for some extra juicy damage.


Remember what Soul Signal was used for? Too bad. Reworked. Suck it up, buttercup.


Last up, the item we would use skill point boosters relentlessly just to wear, because we're thirsty for that mana regen.


Well... that's all for now.

Let me know what items you want to see should there be a part 2!

- Lysis

 

Show me the warchief rework!

 

Brilliant

 

This is peak meme right here. This is the quality of content I've been waiting for.

 

These jokes made me laugh in tears. Amazing.

Edit: I'd like to see Lament and/or Boreal in the future

 

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure the catastrophic failure of Steamjet Walkers is about getting unlucky with the Agility proc.

 

Black Catalysts: am i joke to you

 

Probably going to cover every mythic next time around.

 

Added a poll. Please Vote

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I think the "catastrophic failure" was foreshadowing the elem revamp