A Curious Sentence...

were

 

cooked

 

<<.>>

 

Those

 

uncles

 

were

 

dead.

 

Hooray!

 

They

 

resurrected

 

the

 

only
hi im new this looks fun i can join right

 

cracker.

 

You sure can!

Thus

 

the

Absolutely! :D

 

universe

 

began.
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End of Ch1? Start Ch2? >.>

 

Yeah, I'd say this makes for a decent chapter one.
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Forum Games: The Book of the Movie of the Comic of the Forums
Chapter 1: The bears who said doot and died
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I saw a Ice Bear with a nice looking hat. Ice Bear looked at the big fish and thought "Screw this time line," so I ate some cheese which screamed violently at my teeth. They were traumatized, and brown. McNuggets were flooding their universally open restroom. It chose to kill the wonderful Wizard to become your friend. Somebody once shot me in the ankle. "Oof," someone died in death so booom! I ran away.

Frozenbear also applied to Death's row in heaven. Mother of bearguins, it died. That guy just said, "Oof." Then, tomorrow someone will mess up your face with noses. If you ever run from the fun, prosecution awaits, and you your pet. Next, it played a card face-down with a pot of desires that drew desires...

Suddenly no one appeared behind nothing. That was scary. Suddenly, pineapples.

"This asdmovie11 isn't bad, which results in extreme difficulties. Once upon a midnight sun, tigers attacked the big gun. Which missed and disappeared, into the lake."

Later, a wild wooloo rolled into my room. Then, it tried to eat my laundry. Then it sucked straws made out. Then the thing that did vandalism went to the forums.

After going to the graveyard, it summoned doots to doot the dooter. Eventually, the dooter dooted a doot. Suprisingly, everyone disliked that. Doot unfortunately dooted without the disinterest of God.

Gay month corpses littered pizzerias around children with uncles that were prosecuted at the stake of steaks. The stake was lowered after the steaks were cooked. Those uncles were dead. Hooray! They resurrected the only cracker.

Thus, the universe began.

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of

 

the