War Of Provinces [dead]

All right first I'll sneak in through the cave that links Karoc quarry and Lleviagar I'll pick up some rocks on the way to throw and distract anybody. I'll sneak in the bushes to the sewer drop in point by the bank and go through the sewers to the power control station when i get there I'll distract anyone thats walking on the road by throwing rocks in the opposite direction and run down the stairs to the guardens on the lower part of Lleviagar until i reach the big gateway to the exit. When i get there I'll just run through it because there are no hiding places and cast subconciousnes on anyone i see close to me to get past after that I'll hug the cliff on the east side until i get to the docks. If i run into anyone hostile on the way before the big gate I'll turn them into a potato and try to one shot them before they realize.

 

Well since I'm immortal...
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"Let me prepare a few things, I'll go."

 

well um... a drawn route with the map would be nicer but whatever

You heave a variety of rocks on your shoulders as you begin your stealth route.

You run into nobody in the cave, the bushes... but someone seems to be working at the Power Control.

"Hey! What're you do--" You throw a rock behind the man, and it works like a charm. Then you leap out but you trip on the stairs down... (-2 HP)

Nevertheless, you manage to get to the docks mostly unharmed... only you. You are stricken with panic, until you spot your soldiers, dog, and treant running from several golems to you.
There are seven Corkian Iron Golems preparing their hands of death to bring them upon you...

7x Corkian Iron Golem each have 200/200 HP and 10 AS. (10% chance to dodge)

Blue Battle Sage has 33/35 HP and 57.2 AS.

"You'll go? Thank you very much, bro. I mean, uh... commander Tsu."

 

I'll turn 1 into a potato and throw him in the see and keep running around so the others dont get me

I tried but on the wynn map you can't see my route

 

"Yeah."
Leave the place and search for a way to increase my stealth.

 

The first Golem is now a writhing potato made of metal, but while you try to heave the heavy object into the sea, the second golem grabs you in a death grip! You fling your limbs in panic, but each time you resist, there seems to be a new cracking in your bones. (-11 HP)

Blue Battle Sage has 22/35 HP and 57.2 AS.

Would you like to practice your half-learnt spell of Evasion? (when cast, evasion allows you to have a 100% dodge chance from the enemy's next attack)

 

I'll cast subconciousness on it and try to get out then try to get the high ground near the clifs and make my soldiers shoot the robots ehile they trt to get us

 

Something else. that's dodging, not invisibility.

 

The second golem releases you while it stares off into space. You climb a nearby hill while the remaining golems try to get you, but your army nails one to the ground.

However, five perfectly intact and perfectly conscious golems still remain...

tbh you can't "train" for invisibility, other than invisibility potions...

 

I'll look very suprised and say "Look over there. Is that Squidman?!" Then shoot another one

 

Can I have my men fish and then cook the fish for food? If so, proceed.

 

"Well, looks like it was a good idea for me to have my men fish." I say.
I thank the blacksmith and head back to my men.

 

Stealth.
You can train stealth.
Also assassin vanish.

 

The golems, except for the third one, do not move. The third one slightly turns its head and mumbles "Squid... no squid..." Then the golems charge you and knock you into the air. (-14 HP)

Blue Battle Sage has 8/35 HP and 57.2 AS.

You hand your men small sticks from your wood with small worms attached to them that you found from nearby dirt. However, the fish don't seem to be biting today, and none of your men catch a fish for a couple hours. But another Old Sock seemed to turn up...

"Ye be welcome!"

Although the fish hadn't bitten in Nemract, they certainly did near Pirate Town. Most of the catches were junk and tiny inedible fish, but one Pufferfish was caught.

The forests west of Corkus City would be a decent place to train inconspicuousness, by travelling slowly and not making a single sound.

You manage to tread the forest, not snapping a single branch. This was a successful train. (+4 AS)

Tsu has 29/29 HP and 99 AS.

 

Is there an application or can I be commander of troms

 

Leave my army behind. 1 person is less likely to be noticed than 12 (I think thats how many I have. xd)
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Travel to an area with weak mobs and try to sneak around them. :L

 

I decide to run for my life further from lleviagar. Casting subconciousness on anyone that gets close

 

I get the Pufferfish and try to make another golden pufferfish.

 

wait, did I already have an old sock?
find out some spiders to kill for their string.

 

Is "Storm Lizard, commander of Troms" ok? (no application needed)

You travel to the Bandit Cove. Most of them are sleeping, and if they awake, they don't seem to be armed.

You manage to sneak about two laps around the small cove, making the least amount of sound you can, until you accidentally bump into a small pillar. You look above, and you see that the pillar is actually quite large and is made of stone--and is hurtling towards you.

You reach the very end of the docks, and the sailors there are neutral.

You come back to the anvil and this time, you successfully make your fourth golden fish. You pump your arm in victory.

You have 2 old socks

Since there is a lack of spiders near Nemract, you head closer to Nivla, where there might be more. You spot a Mother Spider crawling through the woods, and the spider also spots you.

Mother Spider has 60/60 HP and 9 AS.
Jellybean 2007 has 22/30 HP and 38 AS.