War Of Provinces [dead]

"Thanks boys." I cast my line out again.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testudo_formation I choose you, but with swords sticking out

 

The Luxroot is now a Luxroot Potato.

Your soldiers plunge their swords (somehow) into the potato. (84 damage)

The Luxroot shifts into its original form and smacks you with a decayed branch. (-28 HP)

You came here to regenerate some HP but the opposite happened... Blue Battle Sage is slain.

On the bright side, you have fully learnt Potatizer: turns enemy into a potato, next attack deals 20% more damage. You respawn in Aldorei.

Blue Battle Sage has 32/32 HP and 55.2 AS, and has learnt Potatizer.

500th message btw

^ just for my reference

Firstly, your assassins catch Elite Renegade 3 by surprise. However, they can't cast another spell as they just did, so they use their normal attack to stab down Elite Renegade 3 (71 damage)

Electromages cast meteors at Elite Renegades 4 and 5, but Renegade 5 evades the attack and clubs down many electromages. (-10 AS) Renegade 4 is down, however.

Archers fire arrows at both Renegades 3 and 5. Renegade 3 is defeated.

Renegade 5 storms you with its own projectiles. (-24 HP)

You bring down your weapon ferociously upon Renegade 5, as the rest of your army is tired. The renegade falls.

You and your army gain +13 AS for defeating the five renegades!

Tsu has 2/27 HP and 69 AS.

...

You retrieve yet another Pufferfish. Time to begin crafting.

^ just for my ref

Your soldiers prepare the Testudo, while the Llurax tries to chop down on the shields. Some of the claws hit you, some hit other parts of the formation. (-6 HP, -3 AS)

While the Llurax tries to penetrate the formation, swordsmen from underneath poke their weapons ravagely at the Llurax. (38 damage)

The Llurax brings down a heavy claw, dismantling half the formation. (-5 AS)

Soldiers bash in with their shields onto the Llurax (35 damage).

The Llurax swipes his heavy claw at you, but you roll to the side, dodging it!

Your ranged conscripts fire the arrows, turning the Llurax into roadkill.

Your army gains +10 AS as xp.

Jellybean 2007 has 15/28 HP and 37 AS.

 

eat apple, continue

 

The apple is nourishing, although tasting somewhat rotten. (+3 HP)

You should rest back at Nemract as the night is falling, and you and your army are already tired.

Jellybean 2007 has 18/28 HP and 37 AS.

 

go to nemract and rest

 

veri niceu

holy flip, that's alot of AS moving around. .-.
lost 19 total, gained 13. Here's hoping that the factory has good stuff for me. xd
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Use 5 potions (or all of them if I have less. :L). If possible, have mages heal instead of using potions.
Rest a moment and survey the scene, before taking the renegades.
(archers will shoot down anything nearby, if we see something)

 

You rest at your hut and regain +2 HP.

Jellybean 2007 has 20/28 HP and 37 AS.

You heal yourself up to max. (+25 HP)

It seems whoever is in charge is tired of launching an attack against you... but might be planning an ambush.

Tsu has 27/27 HP and 69 AS.

 

Assassins vanish and retrieve the mechs.
How many potions do I have left?

 

They bring back the five heavy mechs. Your assassins do collapse under all that weight, however...

0.

 

I'm going to ask my soldiers to try to keep fishing while I look around for anyone with gold bars.

 

Deliver the mechs back to the blacksmith.

 

I'll start doing a lot of stamina training to increase my HP to the point of not being one shot

 

Your men scratch their heads in confusion but follow your directions, even though they have never tried fishing.

You find a gold sculptor from Gavel who's been visiting Pirate Town. You admire his brilliant works of art, such as a great 12 foot golden statue of Bob.

"Hello, young feller! Are you interested in my art?" You tell him that you are only interested in gold bars. "Aha, I've plenty of those!" The sculptor freely chops down Bob's nose and pours it into a furnace. You watch, slightly horrified. "Oh, don't worry. I can rebuild the warrior's nose in a couple seconds. Here you go, 4x Gold Bar ready for you." The sculptor hands you the gold bars, slightly warm.

Robert has 14/25 HP and 25 AS, and has acquired 4x Gold Bar.

"More mechs to salvage? I thought you only need 4 or 3 gears... By the way, here are the gears!" He hands you 4x Metal Gear.

You strip yourself of your armor and run around the valley of Aldorei, and then take another lap with your armor. You are dead tired but it was worth it. (+3 Max HP)

Blue Battle Sage has 35/35 HP and 55.2 AS.

 

I'll then go talk to the elfs of aldorri to see if any of thrm need any help

 

The elves usually are mesmerized by the natural beauty of the valley, but everyone seems to be in a gloomy mood...

 

I'll pull someone asside and ask why thry are so gloomy

 

"Thanks."
Deliver 1 to the potion master, maybe 2 if he wants it,

 

"It's as if... Mother Nature has fallen asleep or something. The waterfalls are not shining, their volume is low, most flowers are wilting... there is a rumor that this has to do with the sudden mass spawning of monsters nearby in Maro Peaks..."

"Thank you very much, ma'am! Please take these 4x Healing Stew (Heals +5 HP)"

 

"Maybe I should have a look" I'll first run some more to train stamina, then go do some recruiting bafere heading off