War Of Provinces [dead]

I blow into the spirit?

 

You find another merchant who looks like he's... depressed. You look at his hand, and there is an ugly bloody stump.

"Oh, what can I do! Me hand's been 'capitated! I need a hook, soon! Or me die!" You try to bargain with the merchant to give him the hook for a gold pirate coin.

"Of course, me would do anythin' for a nice hook! It's rusty... but it'll be good to fix me wound! Ye please take this Gold Pirate Coin, I hope it be enough for ye."

Hoyoboy has 7/25 HP and 26 AS, and has acquired Gold Pirate Coin.

 

My army's not with me. :L
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"I see..."
Search for renegade mechs.

 

The spirit suddenly starts to get larger, and larger, until it resurrects into its form you saw when you first fought it. The spirit still is injured but says:

"I-I thank you, soldier. Although you were the one who caused my anguish and the possible decay of the whole forest, you did save me. For which I thank you again, dear elf." You smile with relief.

You gain +20 AS for saving the Light Forest!

Blue Battle Sage has 32/32 HP and 69 AS. (net +5 AS gain because you lost the glowing spirit (-15 AS) then a +20 AS)

oof, let's just say they found you after your stamina building session ;)

A clan of renegade mechs have been spotted near Relos, do you wish to head there?

 

Sure.

 

"Sorry about that, i didn't know that would happen. Now i need to take care of something" I'll meditate again hoping to go back to 1500AP to check if everything is okay

 

You and your army march to a small cove near the southern coast of Corkus where the renegades have been spotted. As you walk near the suspicious buildings that could possibly house the renegades, suddenly, an alarm sounds and a group of small chain explosions are brought out! You and a couple mechs are affected by the blow, and you lose 4 HP and 3 AS.

Two Bomber Renegades head out of one building and target you.

2x Bomber Renegade have 90/90 HP and 10 AS. (16% chance to dodge)
Tsu has 21/27 HP and 75.6 AS.

You rest in the calm clearing of the forest and sit down and close your eyes...

You open your eyes to a lively, lush forest with butterflies and magical creatures moving about. You saved the forest all right.

 

I'll go and explore the future to see what's diffrent, also I'd like to visit future Efilim

 

Buy fancy pirate hook
Then go and rest to recover health

 

drink the stew and retreat. Have an archer bomb one of them down.

 

The Light Forest almost seems like the Realm of Light itself...

As you travel to future Efilim, you find a great bustling city that seems to occupy parts of the past Dark Forest as well. A familiar man with just one green eye interrupts you with a cheery voice.

"Hello, Lime Battle Lieutenant! I'm Likeru VI." His smile slightly drops and his expression is replaced with one of slight confusion. "Hey... do I know you?"

You buy the Fancy Pirate Hook (+5 AS) from the first merchant. He thanks you. You head back to the tavern to rest. (+1 HP)

Hoyoboy has 8/25 HP and 31 AS, and has acquired Fancy Pirate Hook (+5 AS).

You drink the not so tasty stew and retreat. (+5 HP) You have 5 stews left.

While strafing backwards, an archer casts Bomb Arrow and knocks out the first renegade. However, in revenge, the second renegade shoots a bomb back at the archer, and it is blown up in the air and dies. (-8 AS)

You gain +1 AS as xp.

Tsu has 26/27 HP and 68.6 AS.

 

"You do, or rather you did? Time is confusing."

 

"Actually, I don't know the answer to that... you seem familiar yet I know for a fact that I have never seen you before... or have I? Truly, it is confusing."

 

"Yeah. So can you tell me what has ahppened here in the last 100 years?"

 

Make Alexander the Great's Phalanx formation and attack zombie 1

 

Okay, that's interesting.
Go back into close combat with the renegade (by myself). Have the warrior warscream buff me first.
Focus on dodging, and have another archer nearby to snipe it incase I'm about to die.

 

I am going to cast my line into the water again to fish as my men rest.

 

"Well, I don't know too much about history--which is ironic as I am a city leader, heh heh--but I know that the decay has retreated and the Light has been allowed to flourish, even though the Corkians and their spanky weapons have successfully taken Llevigar and Bucie. I remember this fighter Corkian named Tsu.. but not too much. And, of course, the prevailing of Light. There was an Aldorei elf named similarly to yours, I forgot the name, who fought the hordes of decay monsters while simultaneously fighting off the Corkians. Oh--did I tell you, he also allied with my grandfather and father--Likerus IV and V. But, he wasn't the only dominant commander. A rogue assassin from Rodoroc named Akasa, who slew this great fire demon in the Heights, joined our side and took down this great Dragon of Decay in Kander. Well, I'm not your history textbook, you'll learn about everything else in one of our libraries."

Not all of your army has gigantic 10 foot spears but whatevs

Your army gets into formation, and the front spearmen charge the first zombie. They make several holes in the flesh and the zombie slowly topples.

The second zombie somehow evades the spearmen and gets to you. The zombie scratches savagely on your neck (-7 HP) until a swordsman chops the zombie down.

You and your army gain +3 AS +1 AS (for battle plan) as xp.

Jellybean 2007 has 21/28 HP and 35 AS.

Your army is a bit tired to cast any more spells. However, some archers have their bows at the ready in case.

[RNG for who goes first] = renegade

The renegade throws a small bomb at you and it instantly detonates. (-13 HP) But... the bomb also goes off in the renegade's own face as well. (13 damage)

You attack the renegade with your weapon, dealing 70 damage.

The renegade starts to flee when an archer on your side flicks an arrow into the renegade, and it falls.

Tsu gains +4 AS as xp.

Tsu has 13/27 HP and 72.6 AS.

*plop* You wait a while until you feel a tug.

[RNG for successful catch: 1 = yes, 2= no] = 2

You reel the rod, and you pull out... a small stone. You throw it back in the water.

 

Take the two renegades to the blacksmith and ask if these can be used for metal gears.

 

"One more time!" I throw my line out again.