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America now knows that the first nuke is better,
Start a cold war with the sorc.

 

”Political concerns”
PEAK CK2

Anyways, I stab Vicura’s head until there is a hole, then shout ”I will drink from your skull” and drink her blood from the hole.

 

The answer is Anubis.

 

Do a 360 with the fossilized gun (shoots oil) then activate its flame breath on the oil

 

i summon the power of god and anime on lothar

 

I summon Egg to egg vicura

 

I will travel to Bloomi and ask the citizens there for some combat materials. [item search]

 

I flip all of the numbers!

 

Buddy what

 

lure Lothar to a big red x then I'll drop an anvil on him

 

Shaddup Django

 

Brb going to get my Wii here

 

Aliza tosses a smoke bomb! No one can see what they're doing!

Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura take ?? damage from burning.
The flames die down.

King Tadg does some Crusader Kings stuff I guess. Lothar takes ?? damage.

The balloon floats down gently toward the Assassins. It touches the ground, and explodes into nails that fly into Aliza, dealing ??? damage!!

Lothar raises his shield...

Vicura has no nukes. I don't think a cold war is the most logical course of action.

jesus christ
Lothar would have protected Vicura, but he's too horrified to move. Vicura takes ?? damage!

You enter the code, and the safe unlocks! You open it up to find... Yet another safe. How many safes are in here? This safe doesn't have a lock, but it does have a clock. Its hands don't move in time, but they can be moved. Surprise surprise, you find another piece of paper. It has a picture of a color wheel at the top.
"My journey begins in town. I travel North-northwest. I see the Sunset in the distance. Its beauty is rivaled, like the Royal queen. I start a fire to rest, and decide to cook some vegetables that I packed with me. The wine Complements it well. When light breaks, I continue travelling. Finally, I reach my destination."

360 NOSCOPE MLG TRICKSHOT MOM GET THE CAMERA
The oil covers Aliza, and the flame ignites it, resulting in an explosion that deals ?? damage!

AAAAAAAAA-
Lothar takes ?? damage!

ｅｇｇ
?? damage

A helpful citizen directs you to a store, where the equally helpful shopkeeper offers a free artifact.
Ancient Mirror (5/5) - When used, mirrors the effect of the user's attack; Damaging attacks heal the target, healing damages the target, etc. Can be used five times.

fwiwiwip
The next attack's damage will be flipped!

Lothar's too trusting. He follows you to the X, and the anvil falls, dealing ?? (or just ?) damage after being flipped by @Admins.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 435
Lothar: 95
Finlok: 20
Vicura: 100
Aliza: 220

ITEM ACQUIRED - Ancient Mirror

QUEST ADVANCED - "The Safe"

DPAT
Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
King Tadg (20/1 Random)

 

They dont need a nuke to star a cold war. :c
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Challenge the sorc to a singing contest

 

MAKESHIFT CANNON THEIR BUTTS

 

center-red-uh... whatever color sunset is... orange closest to top?-rivaled by... royal blue?-cooking vegetables..green

move the hand from red to the orange closest to the top, then move the hand to left-most blue, then to red again, then to green, then to purple...

but... could NSRC have to do with anything? (North-Sunset-Royal-Complements...)
nvm I'm dumb

 

The clock has no colors; it's a simple timepiece with hour and minute hands.

 

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sometimes I wonder where my logic has fled from me...

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I use the ancient mirror and cast heal at Vicura

 

I forget if you can use 2 items in one turn?

 

nop