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I pepper spray Lothar

 

I buy the tier bonus for 50$

 

wait, shouldn't my pathogens/ viruses deal damage?
I ask "How much wood could a wood chuck -chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" While Aliza is perplexed, I light her on fire.

 

I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.

Spoiler: I use a flare gun.

I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.
I fuse a lare gun.
I use a gare flun.
I use gun glare.
Why use fun gun.
Fun glare I I gun
I glare fun uuu u
I ug flare f
I gun use flare use gun
I am gunflare gun
gun fn gun flare
Ui flare gun
I use a flare gun.
I use a flare gun.

 

We need o buff every flaregun in the game, they're seeing a lot of use. .-.

 

Bumps are good

 

i actually forgot this game existed lmao, updating now

 

Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura take 20 damage from burning.

The demoness summons small spikes and launches them at Finlok, dealing 30 damage.
The demoness bids @Ursae Majoris farewell before opening a hole in the ground and jumping in, her dark wings folding around her body.

The Slime King hops onto Aliza, digesting some of her for 30 damage.

Lothar raises his shield...

Sorry, you can't use gold because it hasn't been implemented yet! Try again when Legend of Murfos is released!

Thanks for using the promo code! Unfortunately, that's not a 5-digit code, and the safe doesn't react to your club bashing. Maybe you could re-examine the circumstances...

They are scattered.

Vicura is just as frustrated by these things as I am. Lothar protects her with his body, taking 60 damage in her place.

Lothar only takes 5 damage, but the spray blinds him. His next Ability use will fail!

Processing transaction...
Success!
EA's microtransaction antics cause Vicura to take 50 damage... For some reason.

oh uh yeah sure, lothar takes uh 30 damage, yay

Aliza is distracted by the tongue-twister, but comes to her senses quickly and puts out the flames. In the short time they burned, they dealt 5 damage.

uuuuuuu
10 damage. Aliza.
10 dmahae.
10 dmaage.
10 dmagae.
10 DAMGE.
All actual autocorrects that are in my phone from me failing to type the word "damage."

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 260
Lothar: 115
Finlok: 50
Vicura: 70
Aliza: 35

NEW QUEST - "The Safe" - See parent post for details (See the new update for more details!)

DPAT
Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
Burn (20/2 Lothar, Finlok, Vicura)
Slime King (30/1 Random)

UPDATE!
-Added Quests! Quests are small side missions that occasioanlly appear and can be completed alongside the boss battle. They will usually amount to puzzles of varying types that must be solved. Rewards will vary between Quests, but will probably usually be powerful items. Quests are entirely optional, so if you're overwhelmed by them, feel free to ignore them.
-Added "Quests" Spoiler to parent post; read for more information on Quests.

 

8-5-7-2-1
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I open a portal to the world of CK2 and I call king Tadg "the Just" with his 22 martial skill, 42 personal combat skill and 3k troops to my aid

 

I'd like to test my two nukes on the enemies.

 

Alright force them all to watch Boku no Pico

 

Isn't that helping them? .-.

 

I attack vicura without actually attacking her

 

The male assassins will probs become gay or all of them commit suicide

 

Welp, I know what my next move will be, :L

 

The port-a-potty, that I had my explosive diarrhea in, during the renaissance fair, blasts off and lands on Lothar

 

Since I 'discovered' this loot chest 8 quest thing, am I the only person who can do it, or can everyone try?

EDIT:

o ok nvm

if Bart's code is wrong, I enter 6-6-6-6-6 (why not?)




I travel to the Dark Ages in Europe, put on a very efficient lab coat, capture seven Black Death-infected rat, travel back to present, and then fire the rats one by one at Vicura's face.

 

I cause runaway inflation

 

Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura take 20 damage from burning.

The Slime King lobs a chunk of slime at Finlok, dealing 30 damage.
The Slime King's form dissolves into the ground.

Finlok raises a magic barrier...

You punch the code in, and the safe pops open! Inside is... Another safe? This one has a password lock. There's also another note.
"Not man, nor beast, but one divine, a keeper of eternal life. Though they hold immense weight and responsibility, they stand, noble and dignified, at life's end. Only through their trial may one proceed to paradise. Their name is [the name is scratched out.]"

King Tadg arrives, but his army had to stay behind due to political concerns. He will attack for 20 damage for the next 2 Attack Turns!

The nukes fall from above. One hits Aliza in the head (which is covered by Finlok's barrier) with a thud for 15 damage, and the other's trajectory is off and lands in some unknown location. Hey, that's what testing is for!

Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura are disgusted and refuse to watch, but Aliza seems... Strangely invested. She still keeps an eye out for attacks, though.

The paradox causes Finlok to take 20 damage.

That's... Oddly specific. The port-a-potty rumbles, then lifts into the air, higher, higher... Higher... Higher. You can't even see it now... Is it coming back?

That step of "The Safe" has already finished.

The rats plap against Vicura's face, dealing 5 damage in total. Their work isn't done, however...

Things are expensive now.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 145
Lothar: 20
Finlok: 70
Vicura: 40
Aliza: 15

QUEST ADVANCED - "The Safe"

DPAT
Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
Burn (20/1 Lothar, Finlok, Vicura)
King Tadg (20/2 Random)