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Idk lol, I guess I thought of a starfish as a natural throwing star. Then I thought it’d look cool if it was on fire lol.

Don’t worry- I’m from Florida. I adore starfish lmao

 

gun 15, burger gun gun lettuce

 

Lothar, Finlock, and Vicura take 20 damage from burning!

The Dragun Creature fires its enchanted handgun, dealing 75 damage to Lothar!

The demoness claws at Vicura, but Aliza blocks the attack!

The superior siege weapon crushes Vicura under the 90 kilogram (~200 pounds) block, dealing 70 damage!

bloop bloop
25 damage!

On the weirdly skull-shaped island, you traverse a spider-infested cave. At the end of the cave, a group of skeletons in pirate outfits, lying motionless on the ground. What looks to be the captain is holding a chest tightly. You pry it from his skeleton bones and open it up. Inside is a skull-shaped pendant. It projects a dark aura, and you feel uneasy while holding it.
Skull Pendant - Doubles the user's attack damage, but their next action will backfire.

Is that a gun or a cannon? Either way, it deals 70 damage to Aliza!

Borderlands reference?
The assassins are threatened. The sheer threat of your threat will cause one of the next two attacks to deal 1.5x damage!

The pathogens set in...

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The assassins are no longer threatened.

At the bottom of the river, you find a set of old dentures. Could be useful, though a bit nasty.
Hearty Dentures - Can be used with another item to amplify its effect, but the user can't attack while using it.

a well deserved fate for a horrible creature.
The throwing starfish whacks Aliza in the face, dealing 35 damage!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 325
Lothar: 120
Finlok: 20
Vicura: 90
Aliza: 105
ITEM ACQUIRED - Skull Pendant
ITEM ACQUIRED - Hearty Dentures

DPAT

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
Burn (20/2 Lothar, Finlok, Vicura)
Dragun Creature (50-70/1 Lothar)
Demoness (30/2 Random)

NOTES: I don't know why it made two spoilers. It won't let me fix it.

 

Summon a loli in Lothar's arms then summon the FBI to break Lothar's bones for touching a loli

 

do a Dernel Jungle lootrun idk [item search]

 

big gun

 

I use the Heary dentures with the balloon.

 

I use Perry the...! Wait where's Perry? Oh, screw it I hit Finlok on the head with a flare gun.

 

Wynn

Combo by bringing Lothar to court afterwards for jailtime

 

I pay the 20$ to unlock the attack

 

Hey can someone also combo by making Lothar drop the soap

 

I think you skipped my attack
I try to bring the slime king back from the dead to fight for us

 

ono
How evil are you?!

 

I'm aligned with evil

 

Rocky attacked at some point. Aliza takes 70 damage!

Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura take 20 damage from burning.

The Dragun Creature charges up a blast and spews fireballs around the battlefield, hitting all four assassins for 70 damage and inflicting burning on Lothar, Finlok, and Vicura for 3 Attack Turns!
The Dragun Creature's form dissipates, leaving behind the coin that summoned it. The feather that was once engraved on it is gone. Looks like it can't be used again.

The Demoness strikes Finlok with her wings for 30 damage!

FBI OPEN UP
The FBI busts in, breaking Lothar with various bludgeoning weapons for 70 damage.

You find a Loot Chest VIII! Inside is a safe with a 5-digit code. You wonder what the code could be; There are at least, like, 7 different combinations of numbers. You find a piece of paper taped to the back of the safe. On it is written "the code is right in front of you," followed by a drawing of two eyes. Now what could that mean? A safe kept this secure must house one tasty item. If only you could guess that code...

You clip the dentures to the knot of the balloon and send it on its way. Its string seems to wave farewell as it flies into the sky...

A piece of the flare gun chips off as it hits Finlok, embedding into him and dealing 15 damage.

Being in court, Lothar has to miss some of the battle. The next attack that targets him will miss.

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I definitely didn't skip your fricking attack, this website is just fricking garbage and its fricking bullshoot deleted my response to your fricking attack. This poop pisses me off. It didn't do anything anyway. Lothar volunteered to eat it because you guys have been buttholes to him and he thought he liked it so he kept eating and frickin threw up.
Fricking Slime King revives and he'll attack for 30 damage for 2 Attack Turns or whatever.

Spoiler

TOTAL DAMAGE: 525
Lothar: 160
Finlok: 135
Vicura: 90
Aliza: 140

ITEM USED - Hearty Dentures
ITEM USED - Balloon

DPAT

Spoiler

Effect (Damage/Turns Target)
Burn (20/3 Lothar, Finlok, Vicura)
Demoness (30/1 Random)
Slime King (30/2 Random)

NOTES: I fricking hate this text editor. IT DID THE FRICKING DOUBLE SPOILER BULLSHOOT AGAIN, WHAT THE FRICK DUDE
AND I'LL FRICKING DELETE IT, BUT WHEN I SAVE CHANGES IT'S BACK AGAIN, HOW DOES THAT FRICKING WORK

 

Ok, ok, sorry, sorry, sorry, calm down

 

Pay 1M gold instead for maybe a lot more items

 

hm...................................................................

Put in "0 0" (those are zeroes) as the code because I'm dumb and can't think of what the two eyes symbolize

also does this count as an attack/item search?

EDIT: use promo code "COUNTINGSUX" on the safe and bash it open with my diamond club.

 

Scatter gunpowder and napalm gel on the sorc

 

I trap Vicura inside the double spoilers, then close the double spoilers.




Anything's a weapon if you want.